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vatheon2012-03-07 12:44 am
longwinded) wrote in vatheon2012-03-07 12:44 am
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01; how to ruin a cake
Characters: Jade Harley ( frogs ) , John Egbert (longwinded ), and later on Dave Strider (knightime )
Location: Coral Corral 6
Time: March 7th around 3pm.
Style: Action.
Status: Closed.
[John had never been so disgust ridden in his life! What was this that sat on the counter? It was the batterwitch herself, invading his new home and violating his kitchen. From the looks of it, the preheat had not yet went off and there were still ingredients on the counter. So what would John do with this completely open opportunity to mess with the batter.
He reaches for the flour, pouring more into the cake. the cake would turn out absolutely gross and chalky after that. But was he done? Of course not. One could never mess with enough cake. Reaching right into the cabinet, John takes down the salt and liberally ours some into the batter. Oh also at this point, the preheat may be notched up to almost 450 degrees. Wouldn't want out cake perfectly done, would we?
After his little excursion with the cake, he waits for who he think ill be Dave walking back in here to put it in the oven. Ironic people bake, right?]
frogs ) , John Egbert (longwinded ), and later on Dave Strider (knightime )Location: Coral Corral 6
Time: March 7th around 3pm.
Style: Action.
Status: Closed.
[John had never been so disgust ridden in his life! What was this that sat on the counter? It was the batterwitch herself, invading his new home and violating his kitchen. From the looks of it, the preheat had not yet went off and there were still ingredients on the counter. So what would John do with this completely open opportunity to mess with the batter.
He reaches for the flour, pouring more into the cake. the cake would turn out absolutely gross and chalky after that. But was he done? Of course not. One could never mess with enough cake. Reaching right into the cabinet, John takes down the salt and liberally ours some into the batter. Oh also at this point, the preheat may be notched up to almost 450 degrees. Wouldn't want out cake perfectly done, would we?
After his little excursion with the cake, he waits for who he think ill be Dave walking back in here to put it in the oven. Ironic people bake, right?]
wink wonk
[And then she sneezes and flour poofs up everywhere. She rubs her nose. Ew, it went up her nos--FUCK OFF, JOHN. She flails and whacks John across the face on accident but that's okay. It works to her advantage anyway.]
Don't shove it in my face! Woof!!
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[Getting off track and he's rambling.]
Holy shit. Cut it out you two. The place is already a baking warzone. [Welp. he's not getting to the refrigerator now...]
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[Let john be the one to break the ice here. Dave, enjoy the faceful of flour! Courtesy of your best bro.]
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But John has the right idea and suddenly she's giggling instead. While Dave is distracted she pounces on him from the side, wrapping her arms around him to hug him and rubbing her flour covered face against his.
Flour all up in here, bro.]
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The fuc-[Woah. And who is that? God damn it.] If I wanted to drown in flour, I would have done so mysel-get off.
Augh. You both suck.
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This is even better than throwing flour around.