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[hecklinghare]

Who: Bugs Bunny OPEN
Where: Forest, by his rabbit hole
When: March 3rd mid-morning through afternoon
Style: Prose but I can match you!
Status: OPEN

One would think that a guy who walked around 'naked' would never have need to do laundry. Well, you'd be wrong mac because that's what Bugs was doing on this lovely morning. Only now he was outside, hanging up bed sheets and his night cloths. Also some towels he'd found earlier that week in the market. His ears were tucked under a wrap to keep them clean and he was singing out loud to himself. Hey, it was a hard habit to break.

"Peanuts~ If you ain't got bananas don't be blue. Der's peanuts in a little bag ta call to you." He finished with a bed sheet and stepped back with a nod before picking up something else.

"Through every city, town an country lane, da peanut vendor sings his little strain." The basket started to get emptier and the cloths line fuller. "Boy...it's times like dis dat I miss my old rabbit hole. Dat Californy sun woulda had dis stuff dry hours ago."

He stretched and sat down, leaning against the pole of the cloths line. A banjo comes out and he finishes the song, "If an apple keeps da doctor from your door, Peanuts oughtta keep him back a little more~ Peanuts, we'll meet again, da da da, dis street again, da da da we'll meet again."

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[theinfamous1412]

"Just because some people have lost the ability to appreciate majestic nature doesn't mean we all have." He raises an eyebrow at that and side steps the comment on ratings. He's been shot at on several occasions. He can handle worse than PG... but what exactly did that mean?

"Actually-" With a small pop there's suddenly a dove in his hand which he moves gracefully to his shoulder. "I'm rather fond of mother nature." He says as the dove nuzzles against his cheek.

[hecklinghare]

Oh. A magician. Great.

Bugs clapped a bit, watching the dove more then the kid. "Looks like it's fond of you too." He doesn't seem too impressed, Kaito, he's just being polite. The kid hadn't done anything yet to deserve being the butt of a Bugs joke.

[theinfamous1412]

It's a pretty amateur trick so Kaito's not insulted by his lack of amazement- especially since Kaito knows he's capable of so much better than a randomly appearing dove. He gently strokes his feathered friend's feathers fondly. "Of course he does. I make it a point not to mistreat animals. It just kinda makes me feel sick to my stomach." The dove coos and he turns his attention back to the rabbit. "A Magician that doesn't treat animals kindly isn't really much of a magician-at least, that's what I think."

[hecklinghare]

"Boy are der a coupla a guys I'd like you ta meet." Bugs is still wary, the last magician he was involved with tried to saw him in half and drive swords through him. Without the magic part.

"Who are ya anyway?" Casual now, the fact that bird brain isn't flying off is relaxing the rabbit.

[theinfamous1412]

"If they're guilty of animal cruelty, I can assure you they wouldn't want to meet me." He once risked getting caught to save the life of one the people obsessed with catching him's dog. It's best left up to the imagination how he'd handle someone that mistreated animals.

"Kaito Kuroba." He says, clearly proud of his name. "My dad was the best magician in the world- Toiichi Kuroba. Not that the name would ring any bells. Probably a different universe entirely."

[hecklinghare]

"Hmm, I dunno if that sort of thing would count."

Okay, Bugs can't help a little grin at that pride. Nice to hear it in such a sorta innocent way. It's not bragging, which is rare from a teen. AT least any teen Bugs has met.

"Bugs Bunny. And ya right, the only 'Best Magician in the World' I ever met was Houdini."

[theinfamous1412]

"You've met Houdini?" Kaito just blinks, of course, he'd heard of the guy. What magician hadn't? "Too bad you couldn't meet my dad. He's was one of those guys everyone couldn't help but love and knew how to keep the audience guessing." There is a touch of sadness in Kaito's voice as he describes him.

[hecklinghare]

"Nah. I was drawn way afta his time, but I know a parody of him." He scratches his chin and shrug. Eh, so what if that didn't count. Bugs grins though, sounds like the kids pop was a real entertainer. That was half the problem he had with magicians. No spunk or finesse for the acting part of their shows.

He notes the sad tone and looks mildly concerned, "Uh...sounds like he was a great guy, kid."

[theinfamous1412]

He just offers a some-what sad smile, something much deeper hidden in his eyes. "Yeah..." Despite the fact it's been eight years since the 'accident' it still hurts all the same. Therefore he latches on to a subject change to avoid the subject farther. "...Drawn?"

[hecklinghare]

He'll take that subject change! He's not heartless or anything but he just isn't really good with sad exchanges. Not yet anyways. Bugs gives a little grin.

"Yeah. Drawn." Time for playing hard to get~

[theinfamous1412]

Somehow... Kaito feels like this is something he should know. Or does know... something familiar nagging at the back of his mind but he draws a complete blank. "You mean.. drawn, drawn? Like Someone picked up a pen and piece of paper?"

[hecklinghare]

Nice pun, narration.

Bugs just shrugs before letting his eyes go half lidded, "More like a pencil and brush but you're on the right track." Come on, Kaito. No rabbit looks like Bugs does. Regardless of weird universe rules; even other talking rabbits are probably still normal bunny sized.

[theinfamous1412]

He gets it surprisingly quickly. He's not completely against the idea of things being unexplainable. When you suddenly find yourself victim to very real dark magic complete with voodoo dolls... you kinda learn to just go with it. Not to mention criminal organizations hunting after a jewel that might not even exist.

"So... if you were drawn with a pen and brush-I'll assume that's a paint brush or something to add color- you'd have to be a cartoon character." And yeah, that would definitely explain a few things.

[hecklinghare]

"Give da kid a cigar." Now that it's out of the way, Bugs relaxes back against nothing, "Pretty sharp, Sam." Of course it explains a few things. It should explain a lot actually.

Nice to not have to explain what a cartoon is though. Bugs is grateful for that.

[theinfamous1412]

Kaito just grins like the trouble maker he truly is. He wasn't a criminal master mind for nothing. And he's pretty sure not even the detective could get that right.

"Since I was able to correctly guess, I wonder if you might do me a favor? Nothing serious or big-just don't mention to anyone you met a spiky haired magician. I'm kind of laying low."

[hecklinghare]

"Wit all the folks that come through here," His voice changes a little, obviously he's agreeing but he keeps a sarcastic tone to it. Just to emphasize.

"I could never remember every single one of you."

[theinfamous1412]

Being a pro at the reading between lines Kaito just smirks. "Thanks, Truthfully, you're the only person I've shown my face too. And If I don't tread carefully I could get in some big trouble back home." That trouble being jail.

[hecklinghare]

Oh, he's going to like you. Anyone who can get a joke without the explanation is aces in Bugs' books. "I'd ask what kinda trouba, but...might be easier if I didn't know everyting."

[theinfamous1412]

"Heh, probably. Plausible Deniability is usually a good thing." Which is also a hint that that trouble is likely something to do with the law.

[hecklinghare]

"Oh. Smart on ain't ya." Yeah he got that under the radar mention. Bugs just chuckles and shakes his head, "Don't get caught and we won't have ta worry about anythin' else."

[theinfamous1412]

"It would be impossible to catch me right now-I haven't broken a single law while down here-and I hardly think my crimes back home count against me-besides, I'm famous for being intangible." He smirks arrogantly at that. But it's hard not too when you continue to outwit everyone you come across.

[hecklinghare]

"Intangible? You really push da whole wizard thing, don't ya doc?" He notices the arrogant smirk but hey, if the kid deserves it. Who is Bugs of all people to mention outwitting people?

"Wat else you got up your sleeve besides feathers?"

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[theinfamous1412]

An easier question to answer would probably be 'what doesn't he have up his sleeve?' Or maybe that's equally as difficult considering there's really no telling what he's got up there. However, rather then being a smart-ass teenager he's feeling particularly showy at the moment-probably the influence of pretending to be a boring detective.

He wordlessly takes a step back and reaches behind him, crossing his right arm over his torso before tugging at a white cloth that seems to have come from nowhere before covering himself with it-

[kid_in_disguise]

-And suddenly the slightly arrogant magician and the dove have disappeared-instead there is a young woman looking to be in her early twenties standing where boy had just been. In fact it is the same boy but there's no way to tell that just now.

"Something like this?" He tilts he head slightly, being sure to raise his voice several pitches so that he even sounds like a girl.

[hecklinghare]

Bugs blinks before drawing closer. He rubs his chin, a look of concentration on his face as he circles Kaito. He nods every so often and gives little sounds of approval. Once he's in front again he claps.

"Flawless kid. Almost as good as I could pull."