Matthew // 025

[redcloakedthief]

Characters: Matthew, Saya and you!
Location: Center Plaza
Time: Alll day
Style: First...?
Status: Open open! You can get Matthew, Saya or probably both!

[Hello Vatheon.

If you wander past the plaza at all today, you will find something a little funny about it.

And by a little, I mean a lot.

For you will see Matthew and Saya piecing together what seems to be...a gingerbread village. Wait, no, that's not entirely right.

It appears to be a gingerbread model of Vatheon (not quite to scale); stray pieces of gingerbread and cartons of frosting lie scattered around, even as Matthew lies on his stomach and carefully puts a roof onto one of the apartments.

What do you mean they're out of season? These two certainly don't seem to care.]

Hey, Saya, can you hand me the blue frosting?

Comments

[severing]

[Brb munching on one of those stray pieces of gingerbread—]

What are you guys gonna do with all this afterwards?

[redcloakedthief]

[Caaaarefully lowering that roof onto that gingerbread building.]

I was kind of thinking about seeing how long it'd take for Vatheon to be destroyed.

[severing]

... Wow. Morbid.

[redcloakedthief]

[He just laughs, looking up now that the roof is safely on.]

Actually, it's normal. I've seen Vatheon destroyed enough times by now.

[severing]

[... Pffffff.]

So if I went and said that I was running experiments to see how long it took a person to die from a bullet wound, would you say that that's normal?

[redcloakedthief]

[...heh.]

It doesn't sound abnormal. Just don't test it on me.

[severing]

Well, duh. I wouldn't be testing it on anyone, thanks.

[redcloakedthief]

But you just said you were going to!

I was a little concerned for my life here!

[severing]

It was hypothetical!

[redcloakedthief]

It sure didn't sound hypothetical!

[straying]

... well I think you're already a step ahead of us.

[severing]

Not like you don't have plenty lying around.