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vatheon2013-07-04 12:34 pm
shippingmath) wrote in vatheon2013-07-04 12:34 pm
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Who: Leo Valdez, and anyone coming to his birthday party!
When: July 4th
Where: Coral Corral 8, Demigod house
Style: Pick what you'd like.
Status: Open like Leo's presents will be
Today is the kind of day for a party. A birthday party. But not the birthday of a country, or anything, that would just be stupid, especially when there's no USA in Vatheon (The only country is Italy). No, today is Leo's birthday, and this is a surprise party for him.
There's a lot of planning and preparation that's gone into this. The inside of the house is covered in decorations, all thankfully not fish themed. There's a table for presents, and a table with food, including an enormous cake. There's even a birthday playlist in the background, though "You're A Grand Old Flag" seems to have gotten mixed in here and there.
A surprise party isn't complete without a surprise at the beginning, so when Leo gets into the house, everyone had better be ready to shout "surprise!" Other than that, though, there isn't much structure to the party. People are free to mingle, get food, give Leo presents in person, or get angry at him for all those pranks he pulled.
When: July 4th
Where: Coral Corral 8, Demigod house
Style: Pick what you'd like.
Status: Open like Leo's presents will be
Today is the kind of day for a party. A birthday party. But not the birthday of a country, or anything, that would just be stupid, especially when there's no USA in Vatheon (The only country is Italy). No, today is Leo's birthday, and this is a surprise party for him.
There's a lot of planning and preparation that's gone into this. The inside of the house is covered in decorations, all thankfully not fish themed. There's a table for presents, and a table with food, including an enormous cake. There's even a birthday playlist in the background, though "You're A Grand Old Flag" seems to have gotten mixed in here and there.
A surprise party isn't complete without a surprise at the beginning, so when Leo gets into the house, everyone had better be ready to shout "surprise!" Other than that, though, there isn't much structure to the party. People are free to mingle, get food, give Leo presents in person, or get angry at him for all those pranks he pulled.
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It's also not at all what he wanted to hear despite the fact that it explains literally everything he needed to know about them.
But he doesn't interrupt the stream of bullshit coming out of Bro's mouth. Might as well let him finish.
Besides, he's certain if he cries uncle right now on the whole thing that Bro will just continue anyway.
And manage to make things that much worse. Though he expected they'd be worse anyway.]
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One day, a particularly valiant Smuppet decided he'd had enough of that bullcrap. There was no reason they should be the dicktators' bitches. So he gathered up his closest friends and set out on a quest to find the mystical sword called Soul Calibutt. [What's that? A Soul Calibur reference? Naahhhh.] With it, they could smite the dicktators where they stood and bring peace to plushtopia. So the hero Smuppet and his bros traveled across the land, traversing great danger and knocking shit over with their phallic noses for quite a few years. Until... [Suspenseful silence.]
[Suspenseful silence.]
[Gosh, can't you just taste the suspense?]
... They finally found it. [BAM.]
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Cool story, Bro.
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Okay. Fist bump. That comeback deserves a fist bump. So he curls his fingers and holds his hand out. Don't leave him hanging, Leo.]
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So how old are you now, anyway? My invite was kinda missing that little funfact.
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