Is good day to be giant man

[sandvich_good]

Who: Heavy and whoever wants to try and take his loot.
Where: The Castle on top of the Beanstalk.
When: All times of the day!
Style: Would prefer action, but prose if you want it!
Status: OPEN LIKE HEAVY'S DOOR!


[Ever notice that giant beanstalk in the middle of Vatheon? The one replacing the elevator? Come on, sure you have! You must be curious about it. And of course, who doesn't know the story of Jack and the Beanstalk! Well, what if I told you it was true? What if you climb that Beanstalk and you find a massive castle with more "mad loot" then you could ever imagine? All you have to do is carry it out.

Interested? Yeah you are. But...the story mentioned something about a giant, right? One about the size of a skyscraper. But hey, who believes in giants? Especially when there's treasure to be found! ...but just in case there is a giant, I'd bring some running shoes.]

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[saiyan_prince]

[Vegeta had been climbing things like crazy for the duration of the curse, and this beanstalk? No exception. Nevermind the giant, a giant castle means giant food and Vegeta has a giant appetite. He makes his way up the beanstalk and stares at the huge building before him.

Now where's the kitchen?]

SORRY I'M LATE D:

[sandvich_good]

[Well it's down the hall and take the first door on your right. Also, Vegeta, you may or may not hear the sounds of what seems to be someone snoring. LOUDLY.]

I'M LATE TOO SO WE'RE EQUALLY AWESOME!

[saiyan_prince]

[The snoring is completely ignored once Vegeta finds the kitchen. There on the countertop sits a glorious sandwich, larger than the prince is. Each layer has been carefully constructed for maximum deliciousness. It is truly a thing of beauty. His mouth waters as a shaft of light strikes it.

This is a sandwich fit for a god.

And Vegeta's going to eat it. He flies up onto the counter top and lunges at the heavenly sandwich, practically unhinging his jaw as he starts in on the massive meal.]

BEING ON TIME IS FOR PANSYS!

[sandvich_good]

[And meanwhile, the Heavy sleeps, completely unaware of their being an intruder in the castle...

...at least, for a while. Suddenly, his nose twiches, as if he smelled something in his sleep. Something that didn't belong. Slowly, he began to stir before his eyes opened fully. A massive yawn emitted from the giant's mouth as he got off of his bed to strech. He must have taken a nap, since he was still dressed in full clothes. After a while, he was fully awake and could smell something...or someone.

The Heavy made his way down to the kitchen, the smell becoming more and more obvious.]

FEE FEI FO FUM, I SMELL BLOOD OF TINY ENGLISHMAN!

[If Vegeta cares to notice, he will hear MASSIVE feet hitting the ground, and the giant is picking up speed fast.]

[saiyan_prince]

[Vegeta's orgasmic encounter with the sandwich is rudely interrupted by the vibration of the giant's footsteps. He stops halfway through the meal and looks around wildly. Something that massive surely can't hide from him.]

Jon being late, I'm noticing a pattern.

[sandvich_good]

[And soon enough, the source of the massive thumping will come into view.

And let me be frank, he's massive...and glaring down at the fool who's touching his lunch.]

YOU! GET AWAY FROM SANDVICH!

[He's moving over to table and trying to grab you, Vegeta.]

[saiyan_prince]

[Vegeta looks frazzled at the voice, trying to stuff as much in his mouth as he can before flying away from the table, staring. That guy was huge! The prince flies for the window, struggling to open the shutters and looking behind him all the while.]

[sealedtruth]

[Did someone mention treasure? Up on one of the giant's tables's there's a golden ring with a rather impressive inscription of something worked into the golden band. It's a bit hard to see just what it is however, but it might be clearer if you wanted to make a grab for it and give it a bit of a shine.

What have you got to lose hm?

And actually... doing just that might even save you from the giant that likely will take offense to you trying to swipe his treasure.]