what has four legs and a dullahan fetish?

[indoorscholar]

Who: Shinra and you!
When: 2/6, any time
Where: the forest
Style: action/prose/baby you can have whatever you like
Status: open

[Shinra is not Shinra.

Shinra doesn't have a powerful feline body, complete with tan hide and immense paws. Shinra doesn't have his familiar human head attached to said feline body.
Shinra is not a sphinx.

Except...]

Just a dream. Just a bizarre dream. This is biologically impossible. You must have fallen asleep somewhere, and now you're dreaming about things that don't exist. Wake up. Come on. Wake up!

[Nope. Nothing.
Damn it!
Well, could be worse -- at least he knows some good riddles. He pads across a narrow game trail, slender tail swishing with irritation.]

This place is really, truly, batshit insane...

[Test your luck if you dare, he won't bite!

Well, actually...]

Comments

[last_lombax]

No hard feeling?

[Ratchet smirks at the Sphinx. He totally won and he knew it.]

[indoorscholar]

None at all.

[His smile seems a bit forced as he briefly shakes his head. Every loss is a bit of a hit to his pride, and he's an extremely proud creature. Still, a deal's a deal.]

[last_lombax]

I'll see if I can't sent any stupid creatures your way that I don't find interesting, okay?

[indoorscholar]

That would be appreciated.

[His lips spread into a very feline grin as he turns to slink off into the forest.]

It's been a pleasure, wolf.