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vatheon2013-03-18 04:18 pm
onebecametwo) wrote in vatheon2013-03-18 04:18 pm
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Who: Devit, Rin, and Nanaki
When: March 18
Where: The Caves
Style: Action
Status: Closed
[ Apparently something fishy was going on in the caves below Vatheon. Something very fishy. EXTREMELY fishy. Like, literally. Shit smelled like rotten fish down here. Why oh WHY was there not an anti-stench spell in his arsenal. He was a goddamn cleric. Healing foul odors outta places sounds like something he should totally be able to do. ]
Ugh... this is so fucking nasty.
[ Totally standing behind his two 'shields' here. Maybe they could block the smell a little... Nope, not really. Still smelled funky beyond funk. ]
All right, let's just go kill these fish bitches already.
When: March 18
Where: The Caves
Style: Action
Status: Closed
[ Apparently something fishy was going on in the caves below Vatheon. Something very fishy. EXTREMELY fishy. Like, literally. Shit smelled like rotten fish down here. Why oh WHY was there not an anti-stench spell in his arsenal. He was a goddamn cleric. Healing foul odors outta places sounds like something he should totally be able to do. ]
Ugh... this is so fucking nasty.
[ Totally standing behind his two 'shields' here. Maybe they could block the smell a little... Nope, not really. Still smelled funky beyond funk. ]
All right, let's just go kill these fish bitches already.
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[That would be Rin, also holding his nose while being silently grateful that heightened sense of smell isn't one of his demonic traits.]
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[ He wishes he did though. He really really does... but whatever! Apparently this quest was one he was gonna be able to shine at. Good enough for him. ]
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[But whatever, they'll have to deal with Devit's bad choices. She's marching on ahead, trying to find these mermaids.]
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[Aaaand following! Better keep up, Cleric, your meat shields are getting away.]</small.
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[ Oh shit, you're getting away. ]
Wait for me dammit! You're supposed to have a cleric with you.
[ He jobs a little to catch up. The smell is getting kinda worse by now, and it's accompanied by some odd squishy squelchy sounds and an occasional hollow groan. ]
You know, either there's some people having really gross sex down here, or the dead fish chicks are getting close.
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[She's shaking a threatening fist at Devit now, even though she had been trying not to pay attention to his gross talk.]
Stop being stupid!
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[Seriously man he doesn't want to think about gross fish zombies having sex.]
If you're gonna be our damn cleric then get up here!
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I'm coming already, calm your taiAAAAUGH!
[ The mermaids seem to have emerged. There at the edge of the ring of light Nanaki's fireball provides is one such abbomination clawing it's way across the damp stone floor. It's eyeball is kinda hanging out of it's socket. ]
Holy shit-KILL IT!
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[But Nanaki will be keeping them at bay for now by laying down some fire between the trio and the mermaids. It won't last long but they won't cross through the fire to get at them.]
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[Actually Rin, Devit brought YOU along, for this very reason.
So it's time for him to be the meat shield he was always meant to be and jump in to at least get the damn thing off of their fucking incompetent cleric.]
Back off! KNOCK OUT BLOW!
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[ Now if he had his gun and Materialize ability he could have nuked this smelly bitches ages ago. ]
It's not like I can use Heal and turn 'em back into hot fish chicks or anything.
[ Wait. ]
...You think if I try healing 'em they'll turn back into hot fish chicks?
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[But she can only focus on Rin for a moment before turning back to Devit.]
Zombies are weak to healing, so it should kill them.
[That's how it is in like 90% of RPGs, so she's really hoping that it works here.
In the meantime she'll be trying to burn mermaids to keep them away, but is being careful not to set Rin on fire.]
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[His Knock Out Blow did well to send the zombies flying, but it really isn't enough to properly damage them, and several are already back up. But rather than latch on to their cleric, they go after the one that hit them so hard.
And by "go after" I mean "throw themselves at and latch on like a bunch of leeches. Horribly smelly leeches.
Rin screams as he goes toppling over, sword falling from his hand and going skidding across the stone ground. All he can do is start shoving them off with his hands, or at least try to, but more than one takes this as an opportunity to sink their sharp teeth in to his skin.]
FUCK! DEVIT, DO SOMETHING!
sorry bout that, hit submit too early
DON'T EAT HIM YOU BITCH, HE FUCKING COOKS FOR ME!
[ ...Well that caught her attention. Apparently even dead fish chicks didn't take well to being called bitch. ]
Uh... hey um... HEAL!
[ a bright light engulfs both the zombie chick and Rin. The latter would find his bite wound disappearing... the former... would find herself on FIIIIRE with the holy light of fuck you. ]
Hahahahaha! YES! BURN!
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Here!
[As soon as he's looking, she throws it at him, keeping it low to the ground so that it will skid to a stop right by his feet.]
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Perfect.
Back on his feet, he grabs it and goes charging after the shrieking, flaming mermaid, swinging the blade in a low arch to take off the rotting tail before it can be engulfed in flames.]
That's one! Six more to go!
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[ He grins and casts a few more heals, letting Rin's sword and Nanaki's fire magic finish it up. Goddamn if felt good to finally be able to kill shit! Why he was even feeling nice enough to toss a Replenish at his two party members to get their stamina back up. ]
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[Speaking of which, Nanaki has been trying to keep the mermaids away with her fire, but suddenly it sputters out and dies. She's used up all her MP without realizing it.
Suddenly there's a mermaid running up to her, and she just screams as she punches it in the face. It's not very effective, since RPG logic, so yeah she's going to need some help over here.]
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[Nope, no, fuck this, there's no way he's letting her get hurt, not when he can actually do something about it. Even if he just met her he can't stand there and do nothing while some one else goes down.
Gripping his sword tightly, he barks out a single command:]
GUARDIAN!
[And in a flash he's right there in front of her just as the clawed hand of the zombie comes down on him.]