Good tidings of comfort and joy

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Who: Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake.
When: Christmas Morning!
Where: Alpha house
Style: Whatever!
Status: Private


[It's Christmas morning.

Specifically, it's early Christmas morning. But who lets a silly thing like the time of day stop them when it's Christmas and there are presents to open and various Christmas things to do? Certainly not these kids. Maybe they were woken up by a certain member of the household, but why bother grumbling about that when the living room is full of gifts?

Dirk has been awake for a while, which is nothing unusual, he's been an insomniac for years. What's different from normal is that he hasn't gone into the garage or stayed in his room. He's been sitting around in the living room instead, poking at his SFC but not really getting anything done. Basically, he's waiting for everyone else.]

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[ There's a moment, when she first wakes up, that she doesn't realize the day. There's nothing but a groggy, cloudy head trying to block out all of these stupid twinkling li--

TWINKLING LIGHTS oh my god it's Christmas.

Her feet hit the floor and she dashes from her bedroom, pounding down the stairs and promptly launching herself across the couch and right into Dirk's lap, grinning. ]

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

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[She can't say she didn't hear the feet scrambling down the hallway. Now Jane is sitting up in her bed, stretching and also finally realizing the day.

They would all have Christmas together. All four of them. All eight of them. This excited Jane to no end. So off down the hallway she goes! On the way she will be knocking at Jake's door. So there is a Dirk pile.

Dirk, you asked for another lady basically in your lap? WELL YOU GOT IT.]

Good Morning!

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[Well, he didn't ask for it, but what happens happens, right? He'll just make a vague attempt at not being too bony of a seat.]

Astute observations, the both of you. Full points.

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We only speak truths, y'know.

[ Oh my god cuddle pile with two of her three most favorite people in all of the universes, even the alternate ones. ]

So're we gonna wait for Jakes to wake up or we gonna go tear into presents.

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[She grins. Nuzzling into Dirk's side and throwing her arm around Roxy. What frickin' cuties these guys are bring. She considers going and banging on Jake's door again.

The guy slept like a fucking rock.]

I knocked on the door. He must really be asleep.

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We can hide his presents if he takes too long.

[Not that he can do much, considering his lap is still filled with people. Alas. He is trapped.]

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<sub>[ And cue the Jake entrance. Though, he's not coming from his room or anything like that. He's coming from outside. He's been awake the earliest of all, going off on his own and doing his own investigating and exploring.
Right when one bruise was healing, another was forming. That's how he rolled.

Anyway, he tracks mud in as usual, hair tousled and the scent of fresh outdoors radiating off of his body. He walks straight past the living room, going to the kitchen as if he didn't even see them.

Jake is getting something from the kitchen now, and there's a moment of silence as he goes to his room.
He's back out in a matter of moments as he walks by one of the open doors to the living room, tugging a clean shirt over his bare skin. He assumes everybody else is asleep, and mutters something to himself before pivoting and entering the kitchen. Sounds like he was boiling water for some tea.

A split minute, and finally enters the living room with a mug in his hand. Watching the group, he raises his brows. ]</sub>

Oh, there you all are!
Erm, am I interrupting something? What's this gathering about?

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[She's pretty sure she and everyone else are watching Jake walk in (tracking mud :|). She kind of wonders how he didn't notice them all just piled on the couch in the first place, he really is the lovable MESSY doofus they all love.]

I guess there isn't any need to hide his presents now.

[They are just cozied up to Dirk like no one elses business.

Oh now Jake finally notices there.]

It's Christmas Morning Jake. [She pats a spot in their vicinity.]

One more space for the Dirk pile is open. I think it's juuuuust perfect enough for you.

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On the contrary, now we'll have to work even faster.

[He is the pimpest Alpha.]

C'mon, bro, you're getting a gilded invitation to take part in this pile. Don't turn down your one chance to crush all my ribs.

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Erm...

<sub>[ Watching his crush cozied up with his boyfriend, who isn't his boyfriend here, but was his boyfriend here he came from, which he was having problems with.... AND THEN his other good friend whom he finds attractive but a little forward with but wow Roxy is certainly pretty looking.
He doesn't know. It's all a little unsettling. Maybe if he was taken from the same time period he would have jumped forth and tackled the life out of Dirk.

Hell, he'd even be enthusiastic about Christmas. But Jake's a little spaced right now; please try again later. ]</sub>

I'm quite fine and dandy right here!

_{[ And he glances around. ]}

It's really Christmas then, is it?

_{[ Oh. A smile there. ]}

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[ Spoilsport, Jake. ]

It really is. And we're not gettin' this party started until you get over here and at least pretend to join the pile. You can just sit next to us. But we're all gonna chillax together here for a second before we start digging into gifts and finding out who likes who best.

[ :D ]

12 days later.... o_o screech im sorry.

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[Gosh Jake. You are seriously no fun! Looks like Dirk gets the ladies all to himself.]

Roxy, we very well cannot determine that by gifts. I love each and every one of you very much equally. Asking me to choose is like asking me to rip my very leg off!

It's okay!

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[It's a shame, because Dirk will not appreciate having them to himself as much as he should.]

And she's asking you, if your leg were of extreme sentimental and monetary value, who of us you'd give it to. Now c'mon. I'm trapped here, so I obviously can't begin this whole gift-opening process.

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Aw, c'mon Janey. You're definitely my favorite. No offense to Dirk or Jake obviously but I mean, really, chicks before dicks.

[ She's just gonna reach over and pinch Jane's cheek before finally untangling herself from the pile and standing. ]

Okay I'm gonna start first! This isn't really a fun gift but it's all heartfelt 'n shit. Starting tod--morrow. Tomorrow. 'm not gonna drink until New Year's. Eve. I gotta have at least a glass of champagne or somethin' that night. But yeah I totes promise not a drop of the bitchin' nectar will pass these lips for nearly a week. Scout's honor.