[ ♑ ] This is not a bath house

[grandhighblood]

who: grand highblood + you

when: afternoon almost evening

where: the lake inside the forest [south-east quadrant]

style: any is fine

status: open

The highblood had spent a good chunk of his time after various events such as Summoner's death, Summoner's return, that scuffle with Darkleer, his own death by Darkleer's hands, just wandering off on his own. He didn't let anyone see him come or leave, and if they did, they obviously didn't bother him enough for him to care. As neglectful as he is of himself on a regular basis, he became even more so during this time and it led up to a point that even the highblood himself couldn't keep letting it go on as such.

It's one thing to look intimidatingly furious and unkept, but it's a whole 'nother thing looking like some kind of homeless feral creature. So to remedy this problem, he saunters on over to the nearest body of water and just slowly submerges himself underwater wearing only the minimal amount of clothing (meaning just his underwear -- yes, the one with his symbol on it). Not that he ever really wore that much to begin with these days, usually forgoing shirts regardless of the time and place. He remains under for a couple of minutes before the large spiraling dark red-to-orange-and-yellow horns slowly rise up through the clear surface, his massive amount of hair floating around him like kelp as it stuck to his hulking body while more of it emerges. It's quite a sight, really.

Talk to him? Try and wash his hair properly instead of how he's just making it worse by not properly shampooing and conditioning? Join him? >;o)

> What will you do?

Comments

I kept spazzing out on doing this BUT HERE IT IS.

[trust_the_fuckhead]

[Spider's taken a liking to wandering the city. It's not that big though, compared to his own home, and he's already covered just about every available street in an effort to clear his head out. So no he's trying out the forest. On finding the lake, he immediately notices it's current occupant. The Grand Highblood is quite hard to miss. Spider approaches from behind before speaking. ]

Well, what the fuck do we have here? It seems to be someone has carelessly left a mountain in the lake. Stand up, boy. Let me get a goddamn look at you.

HAHA GOOD I'VE BEEN WAITING >:o)

[grandhighblood]

[What? Did someone just call him boy, and tell him to stand up? Well, let's just do the opposite of that because NO ONE just calls him "boy" without a good reason -- unless they're just crazy, then that's something out of their control.

He just stares down at Spider, almost fascinated by the complete lack of fear and apprehension that most people have when facing him, and just grins.]

Why don't you motherfucking take your goddamn look as is, yeah? Sure you can see just FINE, motherfucker!

[trust_the_fuckhead]

[...and if you gaze into the Spider, the Spider also gazes into you.]

[There's no fear in these eyes, that's for sure. Is it insanity? or just a mad sort of logic? (Probably just drugs) Spider isn't a very big example of a typical human, after all. He's not obviously muscular, though not out of shape. Nothing compared with most adult trolls. He also appears to be unarmed, but who knows what tricks he might have that would give him the confidence to stare down a giant murder clown like this. I mean, besides the drugs.]

Yeah. Yeah I can. [His voice drops into a low guttural parody of the Highblood.] I motherfucking see you.

[grandhighblood]

[And now he is sort of imitating the highblood, wow. He's not sure how to handle this except breaking out into peals of laughter, clearly amused. He's not sure what this human's "deal" is, but he can sense an interesting conversation coming on.]

And now that you all up and got your good motherfucking SEE on, what the motherfuck does your chump ass all up and want from a brother?

[trust_the_fuckhead]

I wanted to see the big bad subjuggulator that I've heard so much about. The religious attack dog of a tyrannical government. I wanted to get a close goddamn look, and see just what your damage is. I've got a bit of an eye for crazy, you see. I figured you had it, but the only question is what type and how bad. I expected a rabid pit bull, not... this. A goddamn joke.