Give my Regards to Broadway

[hecklinghare]

Who: Bugs Bunny and anyone trying out for his Vaudeville Show.
Where: His rabbit hole by the plaza.
When: 9 am until about 3 pm anthing after then please mark with [POST TRYOUTS]
Style: Prose but I can change to action
Status: It's a Cattle Call so wiiiide open!

Bugs was seated right next to his rabbit hole, a pair of old time sunglasses covering his eyes. There was a stage set up in front of him, just...don't ask how he set it up. He was never a very patient person but he figured if people were honestly interested, well they could show up. Either way hopefully something here would give 'em a few laughs and he could stop worrying about fading out.

((ooc: Just start a thread for your audition and be prepared for heckling from Bugs. He's in a mood. Also people are free to stop by and watch, the is pretty out in the open. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AUDITIONING TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TLOG 8D))

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[theinfamous1412]

[ Kaito is feeling over confident today. Mostly because he is over confident but some of that over confidence is due to his lady luck charm. With Aoko around it just feels like he can handle anything. He's dressed casually since this is an audition but with his skills? He has nothing to worry about. ]

[ He slips into the rabbit hole first so he help Aoko down. and maybe touch her butt Hopefully she'll never guess his ulterior motives and he can convince her his hand slipped. ]

Yo! I managed to get Aoko to come after all.

[ahouko]

[ As she slides into the rabbit hole, Aoko questions whether this is really a good idea for what feels like the millionth time. Granted, she loves to watch Kaito perform, even if she'd never admit it, but she knows he has a penchant for causing trouble. It was only reasonable to expect that he'd do something smack-worthy during the course of his magic show.

...Of course, these worries are pushed aside to make room for more pressing matters. Namely, that pressure she can feel against her backside. ]

Don't touch my butt! [ Once you help her down, she's definitely going to smack you for that, if her expression is any indication. ]

[hecklinghare]

[Well...that scream was one way to announce one's arrival. Bugs doesn't get up from his director's chair but he keeps his eyes on the entrance to the house part of his rabbit hole.

If Aoko was expecting a dirt and grass den she'd be in for a surprise because once the two make it down the rabbit hole, it will be just like stepping into a normal home. From the 1940's.]

Ah, did I mention dis has gotta stay under da censor's radar, kid?

[theinfamous1412]

It's not my fault you're clumsy. I'm just making sure you don't fall.

[ He'll set her down now. making sure her skirt rides up just little in the back before stepping away from her-he knows very good and well she'll hurt him for that. ]

I didn't do it on purpose. [ Except that he did. Even if he didn't he's obviously not sorry about it. ]

Ah! Uh-anyway, Bugs-san, This is Aoko. Ahouko, Bugs-san.

[ahouko]

[ Aoko follows him, getting close enough to get in a decent hit before focusing on straightening her skirt. She's still blushing and fuming, but she's polite enough to respond to the introduction. ]

It's nice to meet you, Bugs-sa... [ Trailing off as soon as she actually gets a good look at this 'Bugs-san'.

....He was a bunny. A giant, talking bunny (with a giant underground house, and how did this all fit down here?). Kaito was certainly the type of person to keep strange company, but this?

Yeah, hope Bugs doesn't mind her gaping a bit. ]

[hecklinghare]

[No offense taken, he's kinda gotten used to the whole stare and gaping thing. Though he does offer a rather flat look at Kaitou. San? Really kid? Do you know how awkward that is for the rabbit?]

Nice ta meet ya too, but ya can lose dat 'san' stuff. Jus' Bugs'll do.

[He waits a moment before glancing to the side then standing up to give a little bow.]

An' yeah doll, I'm a real rabbit.

[Technically.]

[ravenly]

[It might take a while for Rue to find this rabbit hole of his, so she'll probably be a bit late. She's not exactly good with asking others for help either, but somehow she manages to find it. The stage, at least, is hard to miss, and she just has to walk up to stare at it for a moment.

...Must be where the auditions are taking place.

She is wearing a new tutu with black and red-- colors that seem to work best for her-- and she's put her hair up in a fairly tight bun. So she is pretty much ready any time. She's even got a music player in her hands. Presumably there's a speaker or two for that...]

[theinfamous1412]

Can't help it-where we're from it's considered Polite.

[ Kaito just rubs the area she smacked. Ow. ]

Geez, Aoko. Hasn't anyone ever told you violence isn't the answer?

[ahouko]

[ Sorry, Bakaito, she's not really paying attention to you at this point. Still kinda-sorta staring at Bugs. ]

But....you can talk?

[ Still trying to process this. 'Weird underwater place with coral god' is one thing, but anthropomorphic animals are a whole other brand of bizarre. ]

[hecklinghare]

Yeaaaaaap.

[Bugs is greatly amused by the pair. It's like...a slightly more violent Burns and Ellen.]

I can also do da Charleston, but dat ain't what dis for.

[theinfamous1412]

Oi. Earth to Ahouko. Stop staring.

[ Waving his hand in front of her face ]

[ahouko]

[ Okay, snapping out of it somewhat, thanks to Kaito's intervention....in that she's going to smack that hand away from her face and spin around to glare at him.

Hissing: ] You could have told me he was a talking rabbit, you jerk!

[ Anger: the best solution to confusion. ]