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[420]

Who: Gamzee and Equius and maybe Nepeta and Darkleer, oh my?
When: Monday, very early morning.
Where: Gamzee and Equius' bedroom.
Status: Closed
Style: [--]


[After being asleep for two weeks, you'd think a guy'd get something cool to wake him up; rainbows, an explosion, maybe some hot chicks or dudes in skimpy outfits or something. But nope, all Gamzee gets is his brain informing him that, hey dude, you're awake now. Oh and PS, you should probably hit the bathroom soon.

Which pretty much describes Gamzee's waking up experience. With a soft groan and a muzzy feeling in his head, he wakes up with a yawn, and then the instant realization that he has to piss like a race hoofbeast. No time for a comfortable slow wake up! Scrambling over Equius --it's okay, he is pretty sure he didn't his anything important with his skinny knees-- he nearly trips over himself getting out of the bed, dashing to the door, calling over his shoulder.]

Shit, sorry.

Comments

1/2

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Wow, there's nothing like getting a knee to the chest to startle a guy awake!]

2/3, I lied

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Waaaaait a minute...]

3/3

[stayb100ponyboy]

Gamzee! You're awake!

[Equius sits bolt upright, sending Milo tumbling off from his spot on his head, his eyes wide and his expression overjoyed. He's awake, he's awake, his matesprit is awake! He explodes out of bed, scattering blankets, pillows, and a very disgruntled gosling in his wake, and charges after Gamzee, waiting eagerly at the bathroom door for him to be finished.]

[420]

[Oh bathroom, you are his favourite ever room now. Sshh. Only love now. The kitchen? No, baby, he really loves you much more.

Once he finished in the bathroom, he ambles out with a soft contented sigh, nearly running smack into Equius' chest. He pauses, blinks, before glancing over his shoulder.]

Uuuh, you gotta go too?

[stayb100ponyboy]

You're awake.

[Equius can hardly do anything besides grin foolishly.]

You're awake, you were asleep for so long, you're awake.

[He holds his arms out away from his chest; please, nestle athwart his bosom for a few moments, Gamzee, and then they'll go get your slime and bacon.]

[420]

[Okay, Gamzee knows he can sometimes pack away quite a bunch of hours sleeping, but this is a little silly. Still, he recognizes the signs of an Equius wanting hugs, and he can never resist any Equius. Especially the one wanting hugs.

Leaning in he wraps his arms around him, burrowing into Equius' chest.]

Sorry, babe. How long was a motherfucker out at?

[What, it is like a day, right?]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius breathes out; he didn't realize how much tension he was carrying in his shoulders until it all drops away. He brings his arms in as close as he can and tucks his face into the side of Gamzee's neck. Sure, he's a little rank right now, but love can overcome two week old clown funk.]

Two weeks. You slept for two weeks.

[420]

[Two week old clown funk might be pushing love a lot.

He stiffens a little in Equius' arms, leaning back so he can stare at him.]

You serious?

[But... that didn't feel like two weeks at all.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Yes.

[When Gamzee leans back, he bumps into Equius' arms, but he's reluctant to loosen them.]

You remember when Karkat fell asleep for a long time? Same thing.

[Except no one broke in and dyed Gamzee's hair. He made sure of it.]

[420]

[Gamzee doesn't mind bumping into Equius' arms. It is not like the very touch of his arms breaks his bones or anything.]

Woah. I weren't up and meaning to be pullin' that shit.

[Also, he would've considered dyed hair bitchtits so it wouldn't have worked anyway.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

I know you didn't.

[Seriously, who would want to sleep that long?]

[Equius ducks in and, in deference to two-week morning breath, kisses Gamzee's cheek.]

Are you hungry? I have food and slime for you.

[420]

[It's okay, Equius. Not even Gamzee would make you kiss him on the mouth now. Later, yes. Now, no.]

Yeah?

[oh food, yes come to him. You too slime. Lets make it a threesome.

He does pause though. Cause knowing he hasn't been clean for two weeks, well, he is smelling and feeling the funk, okay?]

I'm thinkin' like, maybe a brother should all be takin' a few motherfuckin' minutes up and in the motherfuckin' interest of gettin' his rank self all sorts of cleaned up.

[Seriously. Two weeks without a bath. Somewhere Wataru is just feeling the shame.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius can't really argue with that profound statement, and he steps back, looking down at Gamzee with a fond expression.]

Do you want any slime before that?

[After meeting the Grand Highblood, he takes Gamzee's slime consumption schedule very seriously.]

[420]

You got some?

[He's actually doing okay now. The slime has been out of his system for so long, there aren't even any detoxing symptoms left. Physically, he could do it, just go sober. Especially with Karkat there to keep him cool.

Mentally... oh god, just give a bro his drugs, please yes.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[There's a part of Equius that knows that, too, but he also knows that his matesprit is, and probably always will be, an addict. He's reached a point of acceptance with that, and nods over his shoulder towards the bedroom.]

There's a cup on the nightstand. Fresh last night.

[420]

[It would be easier to not be an addict if he wasn't so convinced he was gonna murder everybody off his drugs.]

Aight!

[Hey, he needs to grab some clean clothes anyway.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[That's a powerful incentive to stay on his drugs!]

[Equius trails after Gamzee, all soppy eyes and goofy grins. He missed you, Gamzee, he missed you so much, and he's half-afraid that if he lets you out of his sight, you'll collapse into another long nap.]

[420]

[He is certainly not planning to sleep any time soon.

He trails back to their bedroom, a helpless smile blooming on his face when upon arriving there he is immediately accosted by a peeping gosling.]

Hey, lil' man.

[stayb100ponyboy]

He missed you. A lot.

[Awwww, this is just adorable. Milo spent lots of time around Equius, but it just wasn't the same for the little goose, and they both know it.]

[420]

[Sitting down on the bed, he lifts Milo up with him so he can jump and peep all over his lap.]

Weren't up and meaning to make you fuckin' be in lack of me.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius lowers himself next to Gamzee, looking fondly at the chick.]

We know you didn't.

[420]

Still ain't fun.

[He rubs Milo underneath his beak and behind his neck and in all the other spots he has learned little geese like to be rubbed.

And really, he should pay Equius some proper attention to. Turning head head he leans in... only to pause, making a face.]

I'm way too fuckin' rank all for this, ain't I?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[It's sweet, watching the two of them interacting; Gamzee knows all the right spots to scratch, and Equius wonders if he and Darkleer look that cute when they're wrestling.]

[The chocobo, not the ancestor.]

It would be... nice... if you went and took a quick shower.

[420]

[Gamzee elbows him with a grin.]

It's cool, bro. You can up and tell me I fuckin' stink. I know I do.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh, he missed that grin! Equius smiles back, and despite Gamzee's reek, leans in and kisses his cheek.]

Why don't you and Milo go take a bath? I'll go downstairs and make you something to eat.