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Who: minene and akise i guess
Where: their apartment
When: after minene blows shit up
Style: heavily pretentious brackets
Status: closed

[ between the sfcs changing into dreamberries, the upper island changing into a city, and the church reappearing, there's quite a lot of interesting things going on. granted, he's not necessarily able to observe these changes himself sans for the dreamberries, so all of his information has been secondhand.

minene had been a reliable source of secondhand information thus far, so he was at least going to garner some details from her whenever she returned from "examining" the church. he's skeptical about how faithful her definition of "examine" might be, considering her long-term altercation with religious factions. still, he doubts vatheon would so easily allow for something drastic to happen if the place had really resurrected a prior demolished structure. vatheon was predominantly a religion-based community to begin with, wasn't it? although their practices were a little unorthodox, considering they worshipped a coral as "God"— an indestructible coral, no less. this sort of thing was probably irritating for minene.

in any case, when he hears a knock on the door, he fully expects to open it only to find just that— a foiled and irritated minene.

except that's not exactly what he was seeing right now. ]

... What happened?

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[Nope, she's not irritated.

Nope, she didn't come back quite as clean as before.

Yup, she's laughing.]

Seems like the church had some traps. [Hehehehe.] I just made them better.

[Also she has her shirt open--??

Except not really but yes it was amazing. The end. Yeah I can't write serious brackets right now and I'm not sorry.]

[ LMFAO WHAT.

minene you look like a crazy person—

oh wait.

judging by both the time and the lack of light visible from the apartment blinds, it was already fairly dark within the bubble; so there's at least a good chance nobody noticed minene with her heavily disheveled appearance. he is just going to open the door completely and step aside so she can quickly get out of the hallway and therefore out of the public eye's view. ]

You were gone for quite a while. [ so the church was rigged? that was odd. he's immediately going to start discussing the technicalities here, yep. ] Was there anything else to be found within the church?

[ traps aren't usually without a purpose. he pulls a linen from a nearby drawer and offers it to her in hopes that she might... at least wipe her face off or something. ]

[She walks in, not really moving quickly. She's taking her time - SHE REGRETS NOTHING OKAY.]

Yeah, I was just having some fun. [She squints as she thinks about it; oh right...she had found something, hadn't she?] Traps, traps and more traps - and then some stupid box at the end. It wasn't anything interesting.

[She takes the linen and wipes her face, because that's the Civil thing to do. Even though she's anything but.] It was boring compared to everything else.

[ he watches her, less disapproval going through his mind right now rather than a genuine interest toward what she had to say— his face might read otherwise though, considering the current passive expression on it. ]

There wasn't anything in the box? [ H A H A H A he's more interested in...that...

he should probably get her a towel or something before she tries to make herself at home on the furniture he decides, so he opens the closet to do just that, tossing one in her direction shortly afterward. he offers his hand to take the smaller linen he'd just loaned her off her hands. he's fighting the urge here to make her take a shower immediately because he at least wants to know about the box first... ]

[WOW. She just pulls out one of the dumb party favors in her pockeet, and throws it at him as he throws the towel at her.

Oh hey, good trade-off here.]

That about sums it up. Nothing much more than that.

[She's so tempted to go roll around on a couch right now Akise, you have no idea. Because she knows that'll just piss you off. :D

But yes, shower is probably a good thing though. Soon.]

[ he catches it— let's say it's a can of snakes joke. he's kind of inwardly excited about this, since it's a container so it might contain something interesting inside, right? especially if this sort of thing were being guarded, so it's definitely something— yeah, opening this... ]

[ ...

CAN HE FROWN ANY HARDER RIGHT NOW.

lmao legitimately pinching the bridge of his nose. ]

You should probably go clean up.

[Okay, she's laughing. She can't help it - the look on his face...]

Right. Doing that. I hope you enjoy your crucial piece of information!

[ h a h a h a one of those rare moments he's opting out of smiling— minene's not helping the situation any, either. so y'know what he's just going to go sit on the sofa himself with a sigh HE CAN DO THIS BECAUSE HE'S NOT COATED IN SOOT— ]

I have a few more questions when you're done.

[ but they can wait. moreso since he's positive the answers will be akin to the one he'd just received. not something to look forward to, to say the least... he's taking this time by himself for now to flip through his sfc to see if anyone else might've also had an experience with the church. ]

[She just waves at him, before grabbing a change of clothes and going into the shower.

One nude scene later--

She's out, in a new tanktop and a new pair of capris ~~NO SWEATERVESTS OKOK~~, looking down at Akise.]

Figured it out yet?

[She still might be poking fun at him about the toy...]

[ i'm glad because if you had said 'she slipped into something a bit more appropriate' i probably wouldn't have thought of sweatervests.

he sighs under his breath at her return because regrettably he had figured... nothing else out. wonderful. he's trying to be the beacon of maturity here since at least one of them has to be, and minene is definitely not qualified, but... of all the things to be teased about, having difficulty with a case legitimately nags at him. the smile he gives minene right now is very much feigned, and it's probably noticeable. ]

Not yet. [ turning off his sfc. ] ..but I will.

[ continuing now. ]

Was there anything worth noting about the interior of the church aside from the traps?

[She's not surprised, not surprised in the least. If he had been able to figure out what a toy had to do with anything, she'd blast off into space.]

Don't be offended, 'cuz I'm not holding my breath.

[Shrugging now. The traps were the only thing interesting tbh.]

Nope. I mean, I didn't get a long look at it. Maybe you could've gone yourself, if you were so curious.

[ LMAO HE'S KIND OF OFFENDED his smile drops, anyway. ]

Ah, right. [ he should've expected as much from minene. ] I would've, but I doubt it would have been worth it considering what you brought back... [ eyeing the dumb toy right about now. ] Not to mention I'd rather not leave him alone.

[ he's talking about yukiteru, but that much should be obvious. it wouldn't be that big of a deal either if it weren't for the likelihood of yuno lurking close by somewhere and probably very unhappy... plus, he doesn't really trust minene with him anymore after that, er... 'incident'. ]

I honestly don't believe there's anything to solve here— it's a joke. One in the same vein as that farce on April Fool's, I'm sure. What needs to be solved is the reason behind these happenings... which I'll most definitely be unraveling.

[Aww, did she make him frown? My bad!]

I think the baby can take care of himself for five minutes. But that's just me.

[Hehehehe. U still mad, bro? TOO BAD. Because she regrets nothing!]

Again, I say good luck. Not like you've really found anything so far with it, anyway.

[ QUIT

BRINGING HIM DOWN, MINENE ]

Thank you for your generous wishes. [ dripping with sarcasm tbh

AND THEN THIS THREAD WAS OVER I JUST NEEDED THE LAST WORD LMFAO. ]

help

i need somebodyyy

ive fallen and i cant get up??

no no you're supposed to sing beatles songs with me rood

idk the beatles though LET'S SING MATTHEW GOOD///

YOU UNCULTURED BEAST

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2/2

U DONT KNO ME

UM I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU TYVM

do you...do you really...

i know what you did last week close enough

what did i do last week then

naiive babblings

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