Movie Night: Racing Stripes

[rebull]

Characters: Equius Zahhak + Lysunder
Location: Equius/Gamzee/Darkleer's apartment/living room
Time: Afternoon
Style: Livestream chat log?
Status: Closed.

[OOC: THIS IS LONG. I'll post it in parts though. It's Equius and Summoner sitting down watching the movie 'Racing Stripes'. We watched the whole movie together and played our characters in chat during it.]

[During all of it.]

[As said, it's long.]

[Also, ignore the times.... they don't translate to the actual time's in the rp.]

7:29 AM Equius ban: D --> Oh, it's you
7:29 AM Equius ban: D --> I think Darkleer's out right now
7:33 AM Lysunder: Excuse you.
7:33 AM Equius: What
7:33 AM Equius: I know you're not here to see me
7:33 AM Lysunder: Uh.
7:34 AM Lysunder: Actually.
7:34 AM Lysunder: I was here to watch a movie.
7:34 AM Lysunder: You guys have more than me.
7:34 AM Equius: Oh
7:34 AM Equius: Yeah, I guess
7:34 AM Lysunder: You do.
7:34 AM Equius: Okay
7:34 AM Lysunder: Okay.
7:34 AM Equius: Go ahead and pick one then, I guess
7:34 AM Equius: And then leave
7:34 AM Lysunder: No, I'm watching it here.
7:34 AM Equius: What
7:34 AM Equius: Why
7:35 AM Lysunder: [Sits on couch.]
7:35 AM Lysunder: Because.
7:35 AM Equius: [eyeballs Summoner sitting on couch]
7:35 AM Equius: Uh
7:35 AM Lysunder: [Pats couch.]
7:35 AM Lysunder: [Pat.]
7:35 AM Lysunder: [Pat pat.]
7:35 AM Equius: [what even]
7:35 AM Lysunder: Fine, don't.
7:35 AM Equius: do you want me to go get one of the chocobos or something?
7:36 AM Lysunder: ...
7:36 AM Lysunder: To sit on the couch
7:36 AM Lysunder: me...
7:36 AM Lysunder: Yes Equius.
7:36 AM Equius: Yeah
7:36 AM Lysunder: That's what I want.
7:36 AM Equius: Okay
7:36 AM Lysunder: ...
7:36 AM Lysunder: Stop.
7:36 AM Equius: [leaves to go get a chocobo]
7:36 AM Lysunder: I'm joking.
7:36 AM Lysunder: NO.
7:36 AM Equius: [too late!]
7:36 AM Lysunder: [Face palms.]
7:36 AM Equius: [returns with Pounce]
7:36 AM Equius: Darkleer wouldn't sit still
7:37 AM Lysunder: [Commune: Pounce go back outside please, I'm sorry he bothered you.]
7:37 AM Equius: [Pounce: All right.]
7:37 AM Equius: [Pounce: leaves]
7:37 AM Lysunder: No, Equius, I meant you, sit on the couch. You can watch it too!
7:37 AM Equius: [all the side-eyes]
7:37 AM Lysunder: [All the big smiles.]
7:37 AM Equius: [so not impressed]
7:38 AM Lysunder: Theeeere's a hoofbeast in it.
7:38 AM Lysunder: Well, uh...
7:38 AM Lysunder: Not your conventional hoofbeast.
7:38 AM Equius: A hoofbeast, you say
7:38 AM Lysunder: But still.
7:38 AM Lysunder: Yes!
7:38 AM Lysunder: I did say that, uh, infact.
7:38 AM Lysunder: Here, I will say it again.
7:38 AM Lysunder: There is a hoofbeast in it.
7:38 AM Lysunder: }:D
7:38 AM Equius: ...
7:38 AM Equius: [sits on couch]
7:38 AM Lysunder: [Turns movie on.]

Comments

[rebull]

7:41 AM Equius: Wait, this is a human film
7:41 AM Equius: Oooooh
7:41 AM Lysunder: Yes.
7:41 AM Lysunder: It is.
7:41 AM Equius: Alcon Entertainment
7:41 AM Lysunder: They don't have a lot of troll films here...
7:41 AM Equius: Have they made other films?
7:41 AM Lysunder: Um.
7:41 AM Lysunder: Why.
7:41 AM Lysunder: Would I- No I have no idea.
7:42 AM Lysunder: Oh the drama!
7:42 AM Lysunder: What could be happening!!
7:42 AM Equius: Shush
7:42 AM Lysunder: [Snicker.]
7:42 AM Equius: [glares]
7:42 AM Lysunder: Seeeee.
7:42 AM Lysunder: Hoofbeasts.
7:42 AM Lysunder: Oh nooo!
7:42 AM Lysunder: Their baby.
7:43 AM Equius: They left one behind!
7:43 AM Equius: oooooooh...
7:43 AM Lysunder: }:(
7:43 AM Lysunder: Oh man.
7:43 AM Equius: We don't care about you, humans, back to the hoofbeasts
7:43 AM Lysunder: Someone found him!
7:43 AM Lysunder: Oh my Signless he is so cute...
7:43 AM Equius: Why does it have stripes like that?
7:44 AM Lysunder: He's a zebra.
7:44 AM Equius: And we don't say that name in this house
7:44 AM Lysunder: Say what name?
7:44 AM Equius: THAT name
7:44 AM Lysunder: ...Uh.
7:44 AM Equius: Darkleer doesn't like it
7:44 AM Lysunder: Darkl-OH.
7:44 AM Lysunder: Signless!
7:44 AM Lysunder: Oh, uh, right.
7:44 AM Equius: [wince]
7:44 AM Lysunder: Wait no that is dumb.
7:44 AM Lysunder: Signless.
7:44 AM Equius: I will make you leave
7:44 AM Lysunder: }:(
7:45 AM Equius: If you keep doing that
7:45 AM Lysunder: Oh my lord zebras make cute sounds...
7:45 AM Lysunder: Oh.
7:45 AM Lysunder: Oh I wonder if there is one somewhere here.
7:45 AM Lysunder: I doubt it.
7:45 AM Lysunder: But.
7:45 AM Lysunder: Oh those noises...
7:45 AM Equius: Summoner, shut up!
7:45 AM Lysunder: S-sorry.

[rebull]

7:45 AM Equius: I'm trying to figure out what's going on
7:45 AM Lysunder: They found the baby.
7:45 AM Equius: what's a zoo?
7:45 AM Lysunder: Uh.
7:45 AM Lysunder: It's like...
7:46 AM Lysunder: Some kind of voyeur torture enclosure for animals.
7:46 AM Equius: ... what?
7:46 AM Lysunder: I don't really know.
7:46 AM Equius: A GOAT
7:46 AM Lysunder: I didn't read a lot about it.
7:46 AM Equius: HOOFBEASTS
7:46 AM Lysunder: These are weird voices for animals...
7:46 AM Lysunder: That cluck beast doesn't look at all like that voice...
7:46 AM Lysunder: }:/
7:47 AM Lysunder: ***.
7:47 AM Lysunder: A S S
7:47 AM Lysunder: Horses A S S.
7:47 AM Equius: [GLARE]
7:47 AM Lysunder: }:D
7:47 AM Equius: Watch your language
7:47 AM Lysunder: ...Really.
7:47 AM Equius: Yes
7:47 AM Equius: Really
7:48 AM Lysunder: I can't get over those yips...
7:48 AM Lysunder: He's so excited.
7:48 AM Equius: Have you ever talked to one like that before?
7:48 AM Lysunder: Uh.
7:48 AM Lysunder: Like...
7:48 AM Lysunder: With those sounds?
7:48 AM Lysunder: I've never spoken to a zebra before.
7:49 AM Equius: I don't think the humans can understand them
7:49 AM Lysunder: I don't think they can.
7:49 AM Lysunder: You can learn what they mean though.
7:49 AM Equius: Are the hoofbeast and the goat matesprits/
7:49 AM Lysunder: Like, uh, body language and stuff.
7:49 AM Lysunder: ...
7:49 AM Lysunder: Animals don't.
7:49 AM Lysunder: Do that kind of thing.
7:49 AM Lysunder: Or interspecies.
7:50 AM Equius: Why DON'T they race goats?
7:50 AM Lysunder: That's kinda against the point.
7:50 AM Lysunder: Goats aren't racing animals.
7:51 AM Lysunder: Zebras are plain animals...
7:51 AM Lysunder: Of course they can run.

[rebull]

7:51 AM Equius: I don't know, I think they goat and hoofbeast are matesprits
7:51 AM Lysunder: No.
7:51 AM Lysunder: They're not.
7:51 AM Lysunder: Trust me.
7:51 AM Equius: They totally are
7:51 AM Lysunder: ...Equius that's.
7:51 AM Lysunder: Really gross.
7:51 AM Equius: What?
7:51 AM Lysunder: You don't understand how weird that is...
7:52 AM Equius: Oh my
7:52 AM Equius: Look at that beautiful creature
7:52 AM Lysunder: ...
7:52 AM Lysunder: Enjoy him now.
7:52 AM Lysunder: ...Ugh.
7:52 AM Lysunder: Fun is not over rated, jerk.
7:52 AM Lysunder: ...Ohh...
7:52 AM Lysunder: No, different is good.
7:52 AM Equius: He just wants the little horse to be better
7:53 AM Lysunder: But him mingling with other horses that are different has nothing to do with that.
7:53 AM Lysunder: It only broadens your horizons.
7:53 AM Lysunder: It's close minded to think otherwise.
7:54 AM Equius: But it would distract him from his training
7:54 AM Lysunder: Children are allowed to play.
7:54 AM Lysunder: Okay uh, another time skip.
7:57 AM Equius: A year is half a sweep
7:57 AM Equius: In case you didn't know
7:57 AM Lysunder: Oh lord is he gonna race that car... Oh that is so very precious.
7:57 AM Lysunder: Oh, I uh, I figured that out.
7:57 AM Lysunder: That man's facial hair...
7:57 AM Equius: Humans are weird, growing that stuff
7:58 AM Lysunder: Trolls can too.
7:58 AM Lysunder: I've been
7:58 AM Lysunder: thinking about it.
7:58 AM Lysunder: Actually.
7:58 AM Equius: [silently judging]
7:58 AM Lysunder: [Is thinking about actually.]
7:58 AM Lysunder: Go go!
7:58 AM Lysunder: Oh man girl horse.
7:58 AM Equius: Run, zebra, run!
7:58 AM Lysunder: You can tell.
7:58 AM Lysunder: Oohh... she looks like Flora...
7:59 AM Equius: Flora?
7:59 AM Lysunder: One of my hoofbeasts back home.
7:59 AM Equius: You had your own hoofbeast?
7:59 AM Lysunder: Two.
7:59 AM Equius: You had TWO hoofbeasts?
7:59 AM Lysunder: I'm a cavalreaper.
7:59 AM Equius: [jealous]
7:59 AM Lysunder: I was around hoofbeasts...
7:59 AM Lysunder: Wow, uh, all my life.
8:00 AM Equius: [sweating]
8:00 AM Lysunder: Zebras are much smaller than riding hoofbeasts... hm..
8:00 AM Lysunder: Ohhh she's a jumping horse.
8:01 AM Equius: She's pretty
8:01 AM Lysunder: Very.
8:01 AM Equius: They're all magnificent

[rebull]

8:01 AM Lysunder: Oh douche horse.
8:01 AM Lysunder: Gorgeous hoofbeast but... Yikes, bad attitude.
8:01 AM Equius: Oh, that horse is a highblood
8:01 AM Lysunder: ....
8:01 AM Equius: Okay, I understand now
8:01 AM Lysunder: Sure.
8:02 AM Lysunder: All highblood horses are dicks.
8:02 AM Lysunder: You have to train them right.
8:02 AM Equius: Wow, rude
8:02 AM Lysunder: Get a bit in their mouth.
8:02 AM Lysunder: You know.
8:02 AM Lysunder: Sadle them
8:02 AM Lysunder: tug
8:02 AM Equius: There's nothing wrong with highbloods
8:02 AM Lysunder: reins.
8:02 AM Equius: [thinks... we're not talking about hoofbeasts anymore]
8:03 AM Lysunder: [...They could very well not be.]
8:03 AM Lysunder: [They also still could be!]
8:03 AM Equius: [with Summoner, it's probably not]
8:03 AM Lysunder: }:)
8:04 AM Equius: That horse is HUGE
8:04 AM Lysunder: Gorgeous.
8:04 AM Equius: They're such beautiful animals
8:04 AM Equius: He warned him
8:04 AM Lysunder: Aww...
8:05 AM Lysunder: Denim jackets...
8:05 AM Equius: The engine needs more oil
8:05 AM Lysunder: Huh.
8:05 AM Equius: Why doesn't he realize that?
8:06 AM Lysunder: It's also just an old tractor.
8:06 AM Equius: He should be able to tell by the way it sounds
8:06 AM Lysunder: That little bike is kind of neat.
8:06 AM Equius: I hope they take better care of their animals than they do their machines!
8:07 AM Lysunder: Sometimes, sometime-WHAT
8:07 AM Lysunder: THAT BIRD
8:07 AM Lysunder: ...
8:07 AM Lysunder: WHAT.
8:07 AM Lysunder: Pelican.
8:07 AM Equius: what's a pelican?
8:08 AM Lysunder: ...What is with that... mouth pouch.
8:08 AM Lysunder: I don't...know.
8:08 AM Lysunder: I want to know what that is.
8:08 AM Equius: Look at his feet
8:08 AM Equius: HE'S A SEADWELLER
8:08 AM Lysunder: He's a water fowl.
8:08 AM Equius: No wonder he's so rude
8:08 AM Lysunder: ...
8:08 AM Lysunder: Good one./
8:08 AM Equius: [secretly pleased]
8:09 AM Lysunder: That pouch must be for food- he just.
8:09 AM Lysunder: He did.
8:09 AM Lysunder: What a jerk.
8:09 AM Equius: RUDE
8:09 AM Equius: Obviously a seadweller
8:09 AM Lysunder: Has a seadweller shat on you?
8:09 AM Lysunder: Don't worry...
8:09 AM Lysunder: We've all been shat on
8:09 AM Lysunder: a seadweller.
8:10 AM Lysunder: Once in our lives.
8:10 AM Equius: I don't need to hear about your kinks, Summoner
8:10 AM Lysunder: ....
8:10 AM Lysunder: Not.
8:10 AM Lysunder: What I meant.
8:10 AM Lysunder: I have never even considered that...
8:10 AM Lysunder: [Pause.]
8:10 AM Lysunder: [....]
8:10 AM Lysunder: Eeeew..
8:10 AM Equius: [well, this is awkward]
8:10 AM Equius: Look, it's the beautiful horse again!
8:10 AM Lysunder: Might want to think about what you say before you say it, Tinkertot...
8:11 AM Equius: I told you not to call me that
8:11 AM Lysunder: A bit late.

[rebull]

8:11 AM Lysunder: ...Ugh.
8:12 AM Lysunder: I miss riding.
8:12 AM Equius: There's a stable here
8:12 AM Lysunder: I know.
8:12 AM Lysunder: I've uh.
8:12 AM Lysunder: Spoken.
8:12 AM Lysunder: To some of it's inhabitants.
8:12 AM Lysunder: [Or...all of them... rather.]
8:12 AM Equius: So ask one of them if you can ride
8:12 AM Lysunder: Eh...
8:12 AM Equius: Gamzee helped me pet their noses
8:12 AM Equius: They're friendly
8:13 AM Lysunder: It's not the same.
8:13 AM Lysunder: You need a connection.
8:13 AM Lysunder: You can't just ride any hoofbeast...
8:13 AM Lysunder: Or I can't anyway.
8:13 AM Equius: I'm going to ride Darkleer
8:13 AM Equius: ... the chocobo
8:13 AM Lysunder: I-
8:13 AM Lysunder: Right.
8:13 AM Equius: Once he's a little bit bigger
8:13 AM Lysunder: Chocobo's ARE riding creatures...
8:14 AM Lysunder: Strange...
8:14 AM Lysunder: Almost forgot.
8:14 AM Equius: You should talk to Lea
8:14 AM Equius: Maybe you could borrow a chocobo
8:15 AM Equius: Or get one of your own
8:15 AM Lysunder: 'Borrow'.
8:15 AM Lysunder: I don't much like that word for animals.
8:15 AM Equius: Um... ask?
8:15 AM Lysunder: We'll see.
8:15 AM Lysunder: Also why...
8:15 AM Equius: Heh... serves him right
8:15 AM Lysunder: Bada bing bada boom, what?
8:15 AM Equius: Mouthy seadweller bird
8:16 AM Lysunder: OH.
8:16 AM Lysunder: That's why.
8:17 AM Lysunder: Haha, that hoofbeast is using you, human female.
8:17 AM Equius: The hoofbeast is pretty smart
8:18 AM Lysunder: Well the small hoofbeast said he needed to get someone to ride him in order to really show those *** hole horses how awesome he is.
8:19 AM Lysunder: ...
8:19 AM Lysunder: Oh...
8:19 AM Equius: [horrified]
8:19 AM Lysunder: Ugh, such an ugly word.
8:19 AM Equius: [sad, moody silence]
8:20 AM Lysunder: ...Flies...
8:20 AM Lysunder: Ugh.
8:20 AM Equius: Do flies really sound like that?
8:21 AM Lysunder: They
8:21 AM Lysunder: ...Are.
8:21 AM Lysunder: They are.
8:21 AM Lysunder: Something.
8:21 AM Lysunder: Wow. b i t c h.
8:22 AM Equius: [delayed reaction]
8:22 AM Equius: I thought I told you to watch your mouth
8:22 AM Equius: Those flies are terrible at rapping
8:22 AM Lysunder: ...Aww.
8:23 AM Lysunder: ...
8:23 AM Lysunder: Flies...
8:23 AM Equius: Flies are disgusting
8:23 AM Lysunder: They're something all right.
8:24 AM Equius: A mother is like a human female lusus
8:24 AM Lysunder: Yeah.
8:24 AM Equius: But they have a male one too
8:25 AM Lysunder: Yep.
8:25 AM Equius: Called a father
8:25 AM Lysunder: Humans are mammals.
8:25 AM Equius: Or a dad
8:25 AM Lysunder: So.
8:25 AM Lysunder: Yeah, those are the human titles for them.

[rebull]

8:27 AM Equius: Let her ride the hoofbeast
8:27 AM Lysunder: He's trying to do what's best for her.
8:27 AM Lysunder: Not let it get in the way of her work.
8:27 AM Equius: Which is riding the hoofbeast
8:28 AM Equius: Instead of driving that second rate mechanical device
8:28 AM Lysunder: Ah huh.
8:28 AM Equius: It looks like a deathtrap
8:30 AM Lysunder: Ooohhh no she di-in't!
8:34 AM Equius: Misbehaving human female
8:34 AM Lysunder: Fight the man.
8:34 AM Equius: She should listen to her dad
8:34 AM Lysunder: You just said she shouldn't.
8:34 AM Equius: Stop trying to confuse me!
8:34 AM Lysunder: You are sending me mixed signals here, kid.
8:34 AM Lysunder: Are you a tight a s s or not?
8:34 AM Equius: [distracted by hoofbeasts]
8:35 AM Lysunder: [Smirk.]
8:35 AM Equius: [he would so throw an elbow at you now if he could, Lysunder]
8:37 AM Equius: It's very confusing watching these movies
8:38 AM Lysunder: Hm?
8:38 AM Equius: The humans don't wear their symbols
8:38 AM Lysunder: Humans don't have symbols.
8:38 AM Equius: How are we supposed to know who is who?
8:38 AM Equius: They all look the same
8:38 AM Lysunder: ...Their faces?
8:38 AM Equius: No symbols, no horns... how do they tell each other apart?
8:39 AM Lysunder: Personalities, voices, mannerisms, their appearances?
8:39 AM Lysunder: Fight the man!
8:39 AM Equius: [eyeroll]
8:40 AM Lysunder: I saw that!
8:40 AM Lysunder: [shove.]
8:40 AM Lysunder: [Probably does nothing.]
8:40 AM Equius: [under his breath] rebels
8:40 AM Lysunder: [Shove!]
8:40 AM Equius: [doesn't even realize he's been shoved until five seconds after]
8:40 AM Equius: Stop that
8:40 AM Lysunder: [...]
8:40 AM Lysunder: [Shove.]
8:41 AM Lysunder: Those flies are living a lot longer than they should...
8:41 AM Equius: [EYEROLL]
8:41 AM Lysunder: [Laughs, lounging back, crossing his legs.]
8:42 AM Equius: [muttering under his breath] can't even shove right...
8:42 AM Lysunder: I can shove perfectly fine, thank you.
8:42 AM Equius: Can't move me
8:42 AM Equius: [smug]
8:42 AM Lysunder: Well yeah.
8:42 AM Lysunder: Like 'father' like 'son'.
8:42 AM Lysunder: [Smile.]
8:43 AM Equius: [Jolt]
8:43 AM Equius: [looks at Summoner out of corner of his eye]
8:43 AM Equius: [almost smiles]
8:43 AM Equius: [catches himself in time]
8:43 AM Lysunder: [Movie, intimate moment, father daughter conversation.]
8:44 AM Lysunder: Humans don't cry red?
8:44 AM Equius: [very quiet] you really like I'm like Darkleer?
8:44 AM Lysunder: Well... red ish?
8:44 AM Lysunder: Oh?
8:44 AM Lysunder: Yeah.
8:44 AM Lysunder: You guys are pretty similar.
8:44 AM Lysunder: Uh.
8:44 AM Lysunder: From what I know about you anyway.
8:44 AM Lysunder: I'm around Tink a lot more.
8:44 AM Lysunder: [Shrug.]
8:45 AM Equius: [so happy now]

[rebull]

3:00 PM Lysunder: This guy.
3:00 PM Lysunder: This old sassy human!
3:00 PM Lysunder: He is spectacular.
3:00 PM Equius: What's that on his face?
3:00 PM Lysunder: Facial hair.
3:00 PM Lysunder: [Rubs chin.]
3:01 PM Equius: Humans are weird.
3:01 PM Equius: [. . . .]
3:01 PM Lysunder: Pretty sure trolls can get facial hair too, kid.
3:01 PM Equius: That hoofbeast is so beautiful
3:01 PM Lysunder: That black one?
3:01 PM Equius: Yes
3:01 PM Lysunder: Yeah, but he's a prick.
3:01 PM Lysunder: Douche horse.
3:01 PM Equius: Maybe
3:01 PM Lysunder: Is.
3:01 PM Equius: He's obviously a highblood
3:01 PM Lysunder: Horses don't-
3:02 PM Lysunder: ...
3:02 PM Lysunder: [sigh]
3:02 PM Lysunder: Yeah sure.
3:02 PM Equius: Do they have seadweller hoofbeasts?
3:02 PM Lysunder: No..
3:02 PM Lysunder: [Pinches the bridge of his nose.]
3:02 PM Equius: Flotsam's lusus was a skyhoofbeast
3:02 PM Lysunder: I mean.
3:02 PM Equius: And horrible
3:02 PM Lysunder: ...Human animals aren't.
3:02 PM Lysunder: The same.
3:02 PM Equius: It never shut up
3:02 PM Lysunder: They have sea horses.
3:02 PM Lysunder: But not because they are horses.
3:02 PM Lysunder: They just look like them.
3:03 PM Equius: Have you ever communed with a zebra?
3:03 PM Lysunder: No.
3:03 PM Lysunder: There are none in Vatheon.
3:03 PM Lysunder: And we don't have zebras like humans do.
3:03 PM Equius: that's a shame
3:04 PM Equius: they're pretty
3:04 PM Lysunder: Well.
3:04 PM Lysunder: Human animals are very...
3:04 PM Lysunder: Simple.
3:04 PM Lysunder: Compared to ours.
3:04 PM Equius: They're not as smart?
3:04 PM Lysunder: No.
3:04 PM Lysunder: That's not what I mean.
3:04 PM Lysunder: I think there is a reference in this song.
3:04 PM Lysunder: But it is lost on me.
3:05 PM Equius: Please don't rap, flies
3:05 PM Lysunder: Please rap.
3:05 PM Lysunder: Please.
3:05 PM Lysunder: Do it for Equius.
3:05 PM Equius: No!
3:05 PM Lysunder: Yes!
3:05 PM Equius: it will be terrible!
3:05 PM Lysunder: Probably!
3:05 PM Lysunder: But they are flies.
3:05 PM Lysunder: It's to be expected.
3:05 PM Equius: I hear enough terrible rap already
3:05 PM Lysunder: Oh?
3:05 PM Equius: No offense, but your descendant isn't very good at it
3:06 PM Lysunder: Tavros?
3:06 PM Equius: Yes
3:06 PM Lysunder: Oh that little devil.
3:06 PM Equius: He and Gamzee rap together sometimes
3:06 PM Lysunder: That's adorable.
3:06 PM Equius: And they're not very good
3:06 PM Lysunder: I bet you like listening though.
3:06 PM Lysunder: It's probably nice to see Gamzee so happy.
3:06 PM Lysunder: [Smirk.]
3:06 PM Equius: Well, it's nice to see Gamzee happy
3:07 PM Equius: [oblivious to smirking]
3:07 PM Lysunder: Goat. What are you doing.
3:07 PM Equius: But they're both pretty terrible at rapping
3:07 PM Lysunder: Who cares?
3:07 PM Lysunder: It makes them happy.
3:07 PM Equius: That goat is up to shenanigans
3:07 PM Lysunder: Those animals, man.
3:07 PM Lysunder: Fucking sneaky little shit.
3:08 PM Lysunder: These humans really love hoofbeasts.
3:08 PM Equius: Who DOESN'T love hoofbeasts?
3:08 PM Equius: Seriously
3:09 PM Lysunder: Plenty of people.
3:09 PM Equius: Stupid people
3:09 PM Lysunder: Hey.
3:09 PM Lysunder: Everyone has different interests, Tinkertot.
3:09 PM Equius: There's no reason to not like hoofbeasts
3:09 PM Lysunder: I feel like I missed another reference.
3:09 PM Equius: Yeah, me too
3:09 PM Lysunder: There are plenty of reasons to dislike everything.
3:10 PM Equius: Awwww, the litlte hoofbeast and the goat never had wigglers...
3:10 PM Lysunder: ...
3:10 PM Lysunder: No.
3:10 PM Lysunder: No they did not.
3:10 PM Lysunder: They can't either.
3:10 PM Equius: But wait, the zebra and the white hoofbeast could?
3:10 PM Equius: Mammal reproduction is confusing
3:11 PM Lysunder: Yes, they can.
3:11 PM Lysunder: Well, just because they are mammals doesn't mean they are the same species.
3:12 PM Lysunder: This featherbeast.
3:14 PM Equius: you need to be STRONG, zebra!
3:17 PM Lysunder: Gates are always a b.itch.
3:17 PM Equius: did you ever race hoofbeasts?
3:17 PM Lysunder: Haha.
3:17 PM Lysunder: Uh.
3:17 PM Lysunder: Well-
3:17 PM Lysunder: [Stares at screen.]
3:18 PM Lysunder: There was a lot of gambling and such, but i never took part.
3:18 PM Lysunder: I've certainly raced horses, but not like this.
3:18 PM Equius: Why not?
3:18 PM Lysunder: [Smiles, shaking his head a little.]
3:18 PM Lysunder: Ah, just didn't.
3:19 PM Equius: But you could ask them which one was going to win!
3:19 PM Equius: And stab everyone else who was betting in the back!
3:19 PM Lysunder: That's kind why I was never
3:19 PM Lysunder: Part of it.
3:19 PM Lysunder: I had an advantage.
3:19 PM Lysunder: [Air quotes.]
3:19 PM Lysunder: So no one really liked me in anything.
3:20 PM Lysunder: So i just didn't.
3:20 PM Equius: [thoughtful]
3:20 PM Equius: Couldn't you hide what you were?
3:20 PM Lysunder: Never.
3:20 PM Lysunder: I never would.
3:20 PM Lysunder: Besides, it was too late by then.
3:20 PM Lysunder: With how I lived my life, everyone knew.
3:20 PM Equius: yeah
3:21 PM Equius: everyone knows I'm STRONG too
3:21 PM Equius: so even the things I'd be really good at...
3:21 PM Lysunder: Better to embrace it.
3:21 PM Equius: [shuts up, getting too personal here]
3:21 PM Lysunder: [Doesn't say anything, better not push at it.]
3:21 PM Lysunder: Oh man!
3:22 PM Lysunder: Cutest thing on four hooves!
3:22 PM Lysunder: [nudge]
3:22 PM Lysunder: Eh!
3:22 PM Lysunder: Eeehhh!
3:22 PM Equius: [side-eye]
3:22 PM Equius: I still like the black one better
3:22 PM Lysunder: Still like him?
3:22 PM Lysunder: He's about to cheat.
3:22 PM Equius: Like I said
3:22 PM Equius: He's a highblood
3:23 PM Lysunder: So it makes him right to punish someone for being a 'freak'?
3:23 PM Lysunder: [Glance.]
3:23 PM Equius: [uncomfortable squirming]
3:23 PM Lysunder: Don't answer.
3:23 PM Lysunder: I doubt I'd like the reply.
3:23 PM Lysunder: Just watch the movie.
3:23 PM Equius: [relieved!]
3:24 PM Lysunder: Yes bird.
3:24 PM Lysunder: Use a gun.
3:24 PM Lysunder: Some how.
3:24 PM Lysunder: You do this.
3:24 PM Equius: I hope Darkleer never finds a gun
3:24 PM Equius: ... the chocobo
3:25 PM Equius: not my ancestor
3:25 PM Lysunder: ...
3:25 PM Equius: he could have a gun if he wanted one
3:25 PM Lysunder: He's already got
3:25 PM Lysunder: a
3:25 PM Lysunder: gun.
3:25 PM Equius: DON'T
3:25 PM Lysunder: [WONK.]
3:25 PM Equius: DAMMIT, LYSUNDER
3:25 PM Equius: NO
3:25 PM Lysunder: WOW NO SWEARING!
3:25 PM Equius: [curses in Horse]
3:25 PM Lysunder: Do you even know what you said.
3:25 PM Lysunder: Just now.
3:25 PM Equius: Yes
3:25 PM Lysunder: Your pronunciation is atrocious.
3:26 PM Equius: Excuse me?
3:26 PM Lysunder: It sounded like you said watermelon.
3:26 PM Lysunder: Or were like, implying watermelon.
3:26 PM Equius: That's how my lusus said it!
3:26 PM Lysunder: I doubt that it's exact.
3:26 PM Equius: [so offended!]
3:26 PM Lysunder: Unless your lusus enjoyed implying watermelon.
3:26 PM Lysunder: Which uh
3:26 PM Lysunder: Is what you just did.
3:26 PM Lysunder: Do you want some?
3:26 PM Equius: Darkleer understands me!
3:26 PM Equius: And no, I don't
3:27 PM Lysunder: Darkleer also has an atrocious accent.
3:27 PM Lysunder: A sexy
3:27 PM Lysunder: atrocious accent
3:27 PM Lysunder: But still.
3:27 PM Equius: [snort!]
3:27 PM Lysunder: [Chuckle.]
3:27 PM Equius: It's cheating if you use your commune
3:28 PM Equius: I had to learn by listening and doing
3:28 PM Lysunder: Uh.
3:28 PM Lysunder: No actually.
3:28 PM Lysunder: Communing made it pretty difficult.
3:28 PM Lysunder: I mean, I could ask them.
3:29 PM Lysunder: But it's weird to speak to animals without it on...
3:29 PM Lysunder: I don't ever stop using it, so.
3:29 PM Lysunder: [Anxiously readjusts in his seat.]

[rebull]

3:32 PM Equius: That barkbeast's face looks like it's melting
3:33 PM Lysunder: This sentimental family thing humans have is really nice.
3:33 PM Lysunder: And yes, that's a bloodhound I think.
3:33 PM Lysunder: Some kind of hunting barkbeast.
3:35 PM Lysunder: Eghh...face paint.
3:35 PM Equius: Look, there's a subjugglator in the audience!
3:35 PM Lysunder: No.
3:35 PM Lysunder: That is not.
3:35 PM Lysunder: A subjug.
3:35 PM Equius: It's not?
3:35 PM Lysunder: No.
3:35 PM Lysunder: Humans don't have them.
3:35 PM Equius: I thought...
3:35 PM Equius: [confused now!]
3:36 PM Lysunder: No.
3:36 PM Lysunder: They do not have subjugglators.
3:36 PM Lysunder: That's a stupid troll thing.
3:36 PM Equius: Hey!
3:36 PM Equius: [eyes narrow]
3:36 PM Lysunder: It is.
3:36 PM Lysunder: [Shrug.]
3:36 PM Equius: Gamzee is a believer, you know
3:36 PM Equius: And if you're going to talk poorly about that, you need to leave
3:36 PM Lysunder: Doesn't mean he's a subjug.
3:37 PM Lysunder: There are different ways to worship.
3:37 PM Equius: Hmph
3:37 PM Lysunder: Stop looking for things to be offended by.
3:37 PM Lysunder: You'll be a lot happier.
3:37 PM Equius: You're talking bad about my matesprit's religion!
3:38 PM Lysunder: No I'm not.
3:38 PM Equius: Of COURSE I'm offended!
3:38 PM Lysunder: I'm talking bad about an occupation in our society.
3:38 PM Lysunder: Gamzee
3:38 PM Lysunder: Is not
3:38 PM Lysunder: A subjugglator.
3:39 PM Equius: now the flies are cheating
3:39 PM Lysunder: Not really.
3:39 PM Equius: I don't think I like flies very much
3:39 PM Lysunder: They're flies.
3:40 PM Equius: Are there any animals you don't like?
3:40 PM Lysunder: No.
3:40 PM Lysunder: Well.
3:40 PM Lysunder: Trolls.
3:40 PM Equius: What?
3:40 PM Lysunder: I don't like trolls.
3:40 PM Equius: You prefer animals to other trolls?
3:40 PM Lysunder: Yes.
3:41 PM Equius: Why?
3:41 PM Lysunder: [Stays silent, shrugs.]
3:41 PM Equius: [acceptable answer]
3:41 PM Equius: Run, zebra, run!
3:42 PM Lysunder: ...Another reference.
3:42 PM Lysunder: I feel like
3:42 PM Lysunder: I missed.
3:42 PM Lysunder: Somewhere.
3:42 PM Lysunder: I mean.
3:42 PM Equius: there's a lot of weird human culture things going on, I think
3:42 PM Lysunder: It is obvious that the gate keeper let the zebra out.
3:42 PM Lysunder: But there is only one zebra.
3:42 PM Lysunder: Singular.
3:42 PM Lysunder: A singular zebra.
3:43 PM Equius: Who knows?
3:43 PM Equius: it's the subjug again!
3:43 PM Lysunder: But they only showed one.
3:43 PM Lysunder: NO.
3:43 PM Lysunder: THAT IS NOT A SUBJUG.
3:43 PM Lysunder: That is a silly human male!
3:43 PM Lysunder: Gosh.
3:43 PM Equius: it looks like Grand Highblood
3:43 PM Lysunder: [leans back]
3:43 PM Equius: if he was human
3:43 PM Lysunder: [twitch]
3:44 PM Equius: That guy...
3:44 PM Equius: Hard to believe he and Gamzee are related
3:44 PM Lysunder: [A deep breath.]
3:44 PM Lysunder: Yes.
3:44 PM Lysunder: It certainly is hard.
3:44 PM Lysunder: To believe.
3:44 PM Lysunder: That.
3:45 PM Equius: [glance]
3:45 PM Equius: Do you know the Grand Highblood?
3:45 PM Lysunder: [Fume.]
3:45 PM Equius: [waaaaaait...]
3:45 PM Equius: Do you
3:45 PM Equius: have a HATECRUSH on him?!
3:45 PM Lysunder: [Slowly turns his head.]
3:45 PM Lysunder: [Stares.]
3:45 PM Lysunder: [Opens his mouth.]
3:45 PM Equius: [ducks under horn]
3:45 PM Lysunder: [Closes it.]
3:46 PM Lysunder: [Turns back to the tv.]
3:46 PM Equius: [smirks]
3:46 PM Lysunder: No.
3:46 PM Equius: Liar
3:46 PM Lysunder: You shut your smart a.ss mouth right now.
3:46 PM Equius: Who's swearing now?
3:46 PM Lysunder: I've been swearing.
3:47 PM Lysunder: MOVIE DONE.
3:47 PM Lysunder: GOING NOW.
3:47 PM Lysunder: [Stands up.]
3:47 PM Lysunder: [LEAVES.]
3:47 PM Equius: Bye, Lysunder!
3:47 PM Lysunder: [s;hfsdvfvbf]
3:47 PM Equius: Say hi to Grand Highblood for me!
3:47 PM Lysunder: [sdouvh;adev]
3:47 PM Lysunder: [SLAMS DOOR.]
3:47 PM Equius: [smirks]
3:47 PM Lysunder: [CURSES LOUDLY IN HALL.]