Third Egg: Fetching the pieces

[giant_talking_egg]

Who: Eggman and anyone
Where: Plaza
When:  Early morning to late afternoon.
Status: Open~

[The Doctor had been quiet for quite some time thanks to that curse. He thoughts of conquering the city would have been revealed, so he had to lay low. So in the mean time, he figured he might as well fix up the Eggmobile and create different attachments for it. So far, he had brought back an old favorite of his, the Egg Walker. As a matter of fact, he's using the machine now. After marching it all the way to the plaza, he hops out of the machine and grins from ear to ear.]

There, perfect! Just like she was before that little incident. I'm a genius, if I do say so myself.

[So anyone in the plaza will have be greeted by the good doctor looking over his craftsmanship and giving himself a few pats on the back. Feel free to nag him.]

Comments

[zim]

Hey!!

[And then there is that Irken standing right next to you, giving this creation a critical look.]

What is this lump of scrap metal, human meat ball?

[giant_talking_egg]

SCRAP METAL!?

[Calm down, Eggman. Remember your blood pressure.

a sigh]

I'll have you know this mech is far superior to anything your pea brain could ever come up with.

[zim]

It sure doesn't beat the Megadoomer!

[Just pointing out, yepp.]

[giant_talking_egg]

Well I haven't seen this machine of yours, if it even exists, so I wouldn't be able to say.

[zim]

Oh, Zim had one, alright! It sort of... Well. Exploded.

[Casual Irken is casual. And he marches over to tap a smallish, gloved claw against your metal construction just about now.]

The material seems weak, however. I could surely dismantle it right here!

[giant_talking_egg]

...Exploded. Unless it sustained severe damage, I am unimpressed.

[Glaring bullets at you. He knows this mech's a hell of a lot stronger than the original, so he highly doubts you could. Plus mun has plans so he can't]

Oh really? Go ahead and try it, then.

[zim]

[Zim just shrugs on that, already not with that topic anymore. Because it's entirely normal that the Megadoomer self destructed. Why? Because Zim had pushed the self destruct button, of course! So why bother?

He gives a casual wave with one tiny, three-fingered hand.]

Too easy. What do you need it for anyway? Can it even fly? What weaponry has it installed?

[giant_talking_egg]

I'll answer your questions in order; 1) None of your business, 2) It is a walker, designed for ground travel, but it is able to hover, and 3) So far it has a mounted missile launcher and gatlin gun, along with some other..."special" pieces. Hidden, of course.

[zim]

I see. And where did you get the parts to build such a machine even?

[Just mi~ght be considering something here...]

[giant_talking_egg]

I recycled some parts that I couldn't find in the stores, and for the very crucial ones, I bought them from the Nostalgia Nook.

[zim]

Wait. You spend monies on this thing?!

[giant_talking_egg]

Better than not spending said money and building a piece of junk. Fantastic machines need fantastic pieces in order to work.

[zim]

It still looks like it's falling apart at any second.

[giant_talking_egg]

I don't care what it looks like, I care how it performs.

[zim]

You mean before falling apart?

[giant_talking_egg]

IT IS NOT GOING TO FALL APART!!!

[zim]

But of course it will! Just look at it!!

[he points up, chuckling nastily.]

It's a toy not even an Irken smeet would acknowledge as plaything!

[giant_talking_egg]

...

[After he calms done, the Doctor smiles eerily.]

You know what I just realized? I don't care what a short green insect like you thinks. I know this invention of mine is no piece of trash, I bet you couldn't even build something like this, or something better, if you tried.

[zim]

[The alien stops chuckling, but still grins stupidly.]

Wanna bet?

[giant_talking_egg]

With pleasure.

[BRING IT HALF-PINT]