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[savemegermany]

Who: North Italy and ALL Y'ALL
What: Siestas and curses
Where: plaza
When: Today, 3pm
Style: both prose and action are fine.
Status: Open like Italy's bakery will soon be.

It's 3pm and like clockwork, Italy has curled up for a siesta. He curled up on one of the benches in the plaza snuggled under a blanket, sleeping on his sketch pad. Normally he'd take a siesta completely naked, but the locals told him it wasn't appropriate. While it didn't bother him, it bothered them like it bothered Germany.

Oh well, he could still take a siesta in his usual sailor-collared outfit anyway. He fell asleep on his sketchpad containing incredibly accurate sketches of buildings in the area. He was still planning out what the shop would be like. (He was just a little distracted by curses and GHB).

Thoughts and dreams floated around him in the bubbles. Most of them contained food (mostly pasta and pizza, though there was some gelato there too). Others contained Germany and Japan.

Comments

[zim]

[And then there is one little green alien, just staring at the bubbles for a while, antennae twitching a little at the different images. Especially the ones containing food.]

Ewwww. Humans are just disgusting!

[savemegermany]

[ Italy stirs from his siesta, opening a sleepy eye to see someone (something?) completely alien and unfamiliar. He shoots up and nearly falls off the bench. ]

A giant bug!!!

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[zim]

[Zim jumps back at the sudden motion himself, arms raised defensively out of pure instinct. He blinks. And glares...]

Wha-?! Wait! Who are you calling a bug, pathetic Earth-child?!

all good :D

[savemegermany]

You! [ Italy points at Zim. ] Big bug eyes [ he mimics by putting his fingers in a ring around his eyes ] and antenna! [ he puts his hands on either side of his head, mimicking antennae with his first fingers. ] Bug!

[zim]

[There is a clearly annoyed twitch in Zim's antennae.]

ZIM is not a bug!

[AND he points up at Italy.]

But you are obviously stupid to not recognize a member of the superior Irken race! Why am I even still surprised about that?

[savemegermany]

Ve, I've never heard of an Irken before! Are you from a new country?

[zim]

Country? Oh, come on! Don't be silly! My race conquers entire planets!

[snort]

What would we want with just one silly little country?

Who are you, anyway?

[savemegermany]

Not mine, though America has a friend who kind of looks like you.

My name's Italy.

[zim]

Wait. There are other Irken in this dreaded place of filth?

[savemegermany]

Ve, America's not here anymore, so I guess his friend went home too.

[zim]

Hah! Better for him, because ZIM is now here to conquer this planet!

[savemegermany]

Ve, there's not much here but water and some really nice locals...

[zim]

[He looks thoughtful for a moment... But then just shrugs.]

The Tallests will think of something to do with this planet!

[savemegermany]

The what?

[zim]

The Tallests, silly human!

[He actually rolls his eyes at your stupidity now. Though... That that is just hardly visible.]

[savemegermany]

Ve, I've never heard of Tallests. I wonder what they're like. I bet they're really tall people~~

[zim]

They are tall Irken, not people! This is not too hard to udnerstand for your inferior brain meats, is it?

[savemegermany]

Ve, how should I know anything about a race I've never heard of?

[zim]

That's no excuse, human!

[AND... Pointing.]

[savemegermany]

Ve, I think that's a pretty good reason, Mr. Bug.

[zim]

I already told you that I am not a bug, didn't I?

[savemegermany]

Ve, you did, but I think it's a cute nickname.

[zim]

ZIM does not need a nickname.

[savemegermany]

Why not? Nicknames are fun~

[zim]

No, they aren't. They are stupid!

[savemegermany]

Why? Why don't you like them?

[zim]

Because they are stupid! You worm pigs have names. Use them!

[savemegermany]

I'm not a worm pig. I'm a country.

[zim]

ZIM called you a WORM PIG so that is what you are!!

[savemegermany]

I guess that makes you a bug then.