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藤本獅郎 :: Shiro Fujimoto ([personal profile] paladaddy) wrote in [community profile] vatheon2013-02-26 08:21 pm

05: villa log is a go!

Who: People who are at the Villa for whatever reason
Where: The Villa
When: today, the 26th
Style: Whichever!
Status: Open

[This is an open Villa log for anyone who wants to do stuff at the Villa.

If you want something specific to go with, Shiro left dishes of booze all over to try to get Kuro to come home, so it's possible that someone might stumble across one of those. Shiro is trying to clean them all up, but he might have forgotten where he put them all.
]
keepsthefire: ([✠] blinku blinku)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[So how 'bout that deer meat?

The morning after Stein came sneaking in, Rin comes down to the kitchen for the usual morning ritual of getting breakfast and to put something out to thaw for dinner.

But the freezer is suddenly a lot fuller than he remembered it the night before. He stands there, blinking in obvious confusion as to why there's suddenly several large, unmarked brown packages sitting in there.

Wondering if he's just not awake enough yet and hallucinating or something equally strange, he closes the door, and opens it again.

... nope. Those are definitely real. And Rin is definitely confused.]
circumsutus: (doctorly stuff)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Stein walks through, grabbing the kettle and starting tea.]

It's venison.
keepsthefire: you decide! ([✠] bed head or sex hair?)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Venison...

[Another blink.

Wait for it...

Waaaait for it...]


... deer meat?
keepsthefire: ([✠] then... who was phone... ?)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin reaches a hesitant hand in to the freezer, giving it a poke, though by now the outside at least is frozen.]

... 'kay.

[And then, after a lengthy pause.]

Why?
circumsutus: (idek man)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

[That's sort of the motto of Stein's life. Why not?]
keepsthefire: ([✠] sad Rins in snow take two!)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[Welp. Rin knew Stein was weird from day one, so really deer meat suddenly being in the freezer isn't that bad. Strange, but not bad.

He closes the door.]


Didn't even know there was a place that sold it here.
circumsutus: (professor derp)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't. [If there were, it would be wrapped a bit more neatly and also labeled.]

There's a small herd of deer on the island.
keepsthefire: but I think it broke my brain ([✠] I don't know what just happened)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
On the-- ... wait, seriously?!

[Rin is usually pretty damn dim, but for once he actually catches on to that implication fast.]

But-- ... how the fu-- ...
keepsthefire: ([✠] supercalifragi-- what?)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
N-... never mind...

[Remember how Maka warned Rin not to even try to go up against Stein?

He's finally starting to understand why.

He coughs awkwardly, and glances back at the fridge, voice an octave higher than it should be for a second.]


... s-so... venison is for cooking, right?
circumsutus: (sup dudes)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
It is. There's no reason to let it go to waste.
keepsthefire: ([✠] woobieface)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm... r... ight... I've... ever cooked it before... I got enough cook books to fill a small book store by now though so I can probably figure out somethin'...

[This is by far the weirdest food-related conversation Rin has ever had. And he's had to discuss a demon trying to stew three of Yukio's classmates with him before.

Stein is just so damn calm about all of it though.]
circumsutus: (best lectures)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[In fact, Stein seems calmer today than he has ever since he arrived in Vatheon. He needed that last night.]

I'm sure it's not that difficult. [Says the doctor who usually lives off instant ramen.]
keepsthefire: ([✠] heheh this just got awkward as fuck)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind Rin, he's just having a 'what is my life' moment.

It'll be over soon.

Actually the comment about 'not that difficult' seems to snap him out of it well enough.]


Says the guy who's been jackin' all the instant ramen.

[Yeah Stein, he knows it was you.]

The recipe might not be hard but preparin' that much meat is gonna be a chore.
circumsutus: (the most amused)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, he keeps weird hours and he sometimes steals leftovers that belong to specific people.]

You don't have to prepare it all at once.
keepsthefire: ([✠] ... you wanna do what with what?)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin actually isn't the one who eats the ramen anyway. He's really not a big fan of it, but there's enough people in the Villa who are that he keeps it around.

It was just vanishing a lot faster after Stein showed up.]


I still have to get it off the bone. ... unless you already did that... ?

[On one hand, yay, less work.

On the other, oh my God Stein why]
circumsutus: (kawaii peace sign)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's already butchered. [He didn't want to bring down a whole deer carcass from the island.]
keepsthefire: ([✠] deeeeerp)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
... riiiight I probably shoulda guessed that earlier...

[Packaged meat, doi.

Rin is back to being the derpiest of derps. Who is still mildly freaked out, by the way.]


... any idea how long that stuff keeps for?
circumsutus: (best lectures)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
... months? [Stein has no idea.]
keepsthefire: ([✠] eh... ?)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin doesn't really either because even at the church, meat usually went so quickly that there was rarely a need to keep it frozen for very long.

Still.

That's a lot of meat. And it's kind of a specialized one at that, one he's not sure everyone (who eats meat) is going to like.]


... 'kay.

[Good enough answer.]

I'm... gonna go see what I can find....

[and awkward pointing towards the library where the books are obviously kept.]
circumsutus: (smoke rising)

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-02-27 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. [Okay have fun with that Rin. Stein's just gonna make some tea.]
keepsthefire: ([✠] I so did not mean to do that)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-02-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin is just going to scamper off and try not to look like he thinks he's surrounded by crazy people or at least one very crazy professor.]