zelda_hylia: Bossy/irritated (Irritated)
Princess Zelda Hylia ([personal profile] zelda_hylia) wrote in [community profile] vatheon2012-01-05 08:20 pm

Roommates?

Who: Zelda and Zelos
When: Backdated to Zelos' arrival because we are lazy motherfuckers
Where: Wandering towards Zelda's house
Status: Complete/closed

Zelda Hylia says:
*waits patiently for him to finish saying goodbye to Colette, then folds her arms*I didn't realize I'd invited you to stay.

Zelos Wilder says:
*sheepishly, pocketing the SFC* Ahhhahaha, well, y'know, I thought it was implied! I'm not a horrible roomie y'know.

Zelda Hylia says:
It would be highly inappropriate for us to stay together. *sighs* What was so terrible about staying with your friend?

Zelos Wilder says:
I just.. can't, okay? But you don't wanna make me out a liar to someone as sweet as Colette now, do you? *has a little bit of the puppy eyes*

Zelda Hylia says:
*looks extremely uncomfortable*I can't stay alone with a man! It would be... *picturing Zelos bringing home dates, Zelos lounging around after using the big downstairs spa because it really doesn't seem like the guy has ANY modesty, Zelos harrassing her at all hours of the night...* ...no!

Zelda Hylia says:
*rubs her face*If you really don't want to have lied to your friend, maybe just for tonight. Then we can have a big fight and you can find somewhere else, alright?

Zelos Wilder says:
*His expression of dismay only deepens* Please? I'll follow any ground rules you set out, I swe-..oh, uh.. yeah, that could work. *blink*

Zelda Hylia says:
It's not permanent, understand? *she sounds firm for now* You are right, though. I would hate to see a girl like that upset.

Zelos Wilder says:
Yeah, she's... well, you probably know the type.

Zelda Hylia says:
*thinks of Link, then smiles to herself sadly*I think I do.

Zelos Wilder says:
*His face grows a bit more serious at her smile. She really does know. No one makes that face without experience.* So~ You get why I can't stay with her! *he readjusts the pile of clothing in his arms* So how about you show me my new digs and I get out of this ruined suit!

Zelda Hylia says:
Very well, then. It's right this way. *starts heading for the Ordo neighborhood* You can get yourself cleaned up in the bath downstairs. There will be no wandering around the house nude or half-clothed.

Zelos Wilder says:
*he falls into step easily beside her* I can't walk around naked anyway, I wouldn't be able to move for all the hunnies~

Zelda Hylia says:
Ah yes, about that. Don't bring any dates back, please.

Zelda Hylia says:
I have very good hearing compared to humans, it seems. The walls are not thick enough.

Zelos Wilder says:
*Well, that makes his decision about having somewhere to retreat from all the ladies for him. Still, it would be suspicious if he didn't protest at least a little* Aww, really? If you have a downstairs I'm sure that's far enough, isn't it?

Zelda Hylia says:
*eyes him suspiciously*Even if it were, I wouldn't trust you to clean it up properly.

Zelos Wilder says:
*now -that- was just insulting* Hey now, I'm perfectly clean!

Zelda Hylia says:
No one is clean with that sort of thing. It's messy by nature.

Zelda Hylia says:
*she sounds perfectly sure of herself, and yet she's never even so much as kissed someone*

Zelos Wilder says:
*wryly* Oh, so you're an expert, huh?

Zelda Hylia says:
Don't be stupid, it's just the facts of it! *walking faster now, thanks*

Zelos Wilder says:
*Smirks. Virgin. He totally called it. He wipes the smirk off his face as he catches up, though* Alright, alright, fiiiiine, no hunnies at the house so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities.

Zelda Hylia says:
I appreciate it. *comes up to the house and starts unlocking it. she really wants to put some proper wards on it, but she also doesn't want anyone here knowing she can do that. holds the door open for him*

Zelos Wilder says:
So kind~ *heads inside and takes a look around*

Zelda Hylia says:
*she hasn't decorated at all, it's exactly like the city had it. it was fairly lavish to start with, though*The bath is downstairs, please help yourself. *locks the door behind them*

Zelos Wilder says:
*not all that impressed, but a little pleased. He lives in a mansion after all so lavish is well within his comfort zone* Very nice~

Zelos Wilder says:
Well, I'll get out of your hair and change. See you in a bit, Roomie~♥

Zelda Hylia says:
*sighs, hoping he's ready to stage a fight with her fairly soon... but also sort of glad for the company*

Zelos Wilder says:
*wanders off to the bathroom to get the smell of the sea and the stench of blood off of him*



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