keepsthefire: ([✠] today I got a love letter)
奥村 燐 | Okumura Rin ([personal profile] keepsthefire) wrote in [community profile] vatheon2013-03-16 05:56 pm

you've been hit by a smooth criminal

Who: Rin Okumura and Death the Kid
When: March 17th
Where: An underground crypt
What: What time is it? RIDICULOUS QUEST TIME!
Style: Action!
Status: Closed

[There were a lot of things Rin Okumura had never expected to happen in his life. Being the half demon spawn of Satan, having his father die, training to be an exorcist, coming to an underwater city, getting a girlfriend while in said underwater city, seeing both his dead father and his dead mother in said underwater city...

These were unexpected, surely, but nothing he couldn't deal with eventually.

But this.

This was something he wasn't entirely sure he could handle.

The board had said nothing about what the quest actually entailed, just that a certain cleric wanted to "give the Head Nurse what was coming to her", so naturally Kid and Rin figured why the hell not and went right on searching for the odd woman who for some reason was very reluctant to come out of a shadow alley way.

It wasn't until they had already agreed that the details of the quest were laid down on them.]


This is stupid...

[It was, more or less, a glorified panty raid.

Yes. The son of Satan and the son of Lord Death were tasked with gathering the unmentionables of the Head Nurse. Who... for some reason, lived in a crypt. Which was where the two teens were currently standing in their assigned garb, staring down at the entrance to the crypt with equal uncomfortable looks of distaste and wariness.

Rin looked at his companion, paled as if his task was something closer to assassination rather than the (mostly) harmless act of taking some one's clothing.]


S-seriously, this is stupid. Let's just... go back and tell her there's no way we're doin' it. We can find another quest, right?

[He didn't sound nearly as confident about that as he wanted to.]

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-17 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Rarely has Kid ever worn an expression of such unmitigated revulsion.

But only because Vatheon's troubles didn't start with the line 'My legend began in the 12th Century'.]


Isn't it too late for that? We already agreed. To go back on our word now...

[He likes this possibly even less than Rin.

Maybe because there's some fear lurking dark and deep in the grim reaper that these items they've been assigned to retrieve may or may not have been recently laundered.]


Ugh... I'm never letting you talk me into one of these again.

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Kid primly places a fingertip in either ear, turning coolly away from Rin at his outburst, although when the moment's passed, he removes them.

And then gives his back a companionable (and sympathetic) pat.]


Don't be unnecessarily hard on yourself. It's not as if you'll be keeping the spoils like a pervert.

[Wow, Kid! So reassuring!!]

Let's get this done and over with.

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lives to serve.

And, like Rin, Kid turns to regard the crypt with less open disgust and more stoic dubiousness.]


I just have one question.

[The rest he whispers aside at him, as they descend into the crypt.]

Who hides their underwear in such a filthy and dank place?

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean? There was an entire apartment complex built in the style of a mausoleum in Death City. It was quite the fashionable address last year.

[... Kid, most normal people don't live in crypts and mausoleums.]

Pirate ship?

[With a gesture that means 'tell him later', or at the very least 'hold on', the reaper tries to cut down the chatter in order to listen for any other signs of motion in the dark. Soul perception would be so handy at a time like this, but no such luck.]

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There's nothing here.

drip drip drip

No one. No monsters lingering in the shadows.

drip-drip

But Kid remains stock-still but for the motion of his fingers in the shivering light of the flare.

drip drip-drip drip

He's counting. Finally, he gives a pronounced shudder.]


Isn't there anything we can do about that awful dripping? If it's going to leak, it should have the decency to do so steadily..!

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-18 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[No, Kid is not gawking at Rin because GOSH HE THOUGHT WE WERE BROS HOW COULD YOU.

He's gawking at the sheer volume, which echoes through the chamber with a force that causes a low level rumble among the old stones.

There's a tick-tick-tick-CLINK.

Axes drop down from the ceiling in several points along the way to the distant dim light, and Kid loses his balance, as his foot drops down a trap door that had just opened at his back. Some desperate grabbing at Rin spares them both a trip into the abyss.

Going very still, fingers white where they're clutching at Rin's shirt, Kid aims his golden glare at him.]


...Lovely job setting off every trap in the room, you nitwit!

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Well.

Here they are, clutching at each other like the last bit of floating flotsam in a sea squall, with faces near enough to send even the most jaded fangirl off to whisper I ship it into the wind.

And Kid can only think about how Rin really could have stood to comb his hair before they left on this mission.]


I'm fine. Fortunately, we can now see where we should avoid stepping. Good work, Rin, now we can proceed.

[He lets go, straightening out his own coat, to the massive disappointment of imaginary fangirls everywhere.]

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-03-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he's horrible. Just terrible. And will likely fill his fanservice quota later in some other way, but for now...

Panty raid.

...As if that wasn't fanservice enough.]


Carefully. There's no telling what other traps might still be active here.

[You guys should have brought a rogue. Or at least a cleric!!]