Who let the cat out of the bag?

[halfhearted]

Who: Vanitas + Whomever
Where: Yutopil 201 (Second floor, first room)
When: Wednesday Morning
Status: Closed to Roxas’ CR who knows where he lives
Style: Whatever rocks your socks man




[This would be déjà vu all over again for Roxas at least. The night before no one was there and every thing was normal, and then suddenly someone was taking up space on the couch. This time was a little different. Vanitas would be found sitting in front of the sofa that Ventus was sleeping on.

His black tail was flicking back and forth as he perched his chin on the cushion by Ven’s feet. Vanitas had been hit with the curse much in the same way as his other two face twins might have been.

Looks like he decided to puppy or maybe kitty guard his worthless other. Warning, kitty will hiss and bite anything that tries to get close. Want to test your luck?]

((If you want in and you don't live there then please make sure it's cool with Roxas' player before hopping in. Thank you <3))

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[coolerthansora]

[Roxas wanders out of his room mid-morning in search of breakfast, still in his pajamas, but he comes to a halt on noticing Vanitas by Ven on the sofa. His ears prick up and his tail swishes irritably.]

What're you doing here?

[halfhearted]

[Ready for the literal meaning of a cat fight?

Vanitas' ears flattened as he looked from Ven to Ven's heartless clone.]

What does it look like, idiot? [He rubbed his chin on the couch his light half was on. This couch now belonged to him in that odd cat logic he acquired.]

Go eat your sugar flakes, kiddo.

[coolerthansora]

[Roxas doesn't budge yet, his tail continuing to lash.]

It looks like you're in my apartment uninvited.

[halfhearted]

[Hiss.]

And you have my other half. [Which he gave over in a sense, but at present he was ignoring that part. Tail was visibly agitated as he pondered if he could tackle the blond.]

[coolerthansora]

[Hissing back! ...what is that sound he just made.]

You're the one who left him here.

[His ears go back, his tail starting to fluff up.]

[halfhearted]

And I should be able to check up on him.

[It sounds like he almost actually cares. His pupils were now narrow slits as he looked at him.

Though the tail fluffing up. Pffft. He'll raise himself up to plant a hand on his own hip as he watched Roxas.]

Going to do something about it?

[coolerthansora]

[Sadly Roxas doesn't know what his tail is doing. He glares at Vanitas for a moment longer before resuming his trip to the kitchen, never letting the other completely out of sight.]

I'm eating breakfast.

Why don't you get your own place?

[halfhearted]

And I thought you liked looking after your friends. [And tail flicked as he took a moment to glance back at Ven. He wondered if it'll be the same as last time. Sleeping Beauty until he vanished fully only to return at an earlier point in time.]

That would make me soft. [Duh. He'll turn his attention back to Roxas. Hopefully the blond didn't mind it looking like Vanitas was checking out his ass, because really he was just looking at that tail. He'll allow a bit more space to lapse between them before stalking after him to the kitchen.]

This domestic stuff isn't for me, blondie.

[coolerthansora]

Ven's not exactly a friend.

[Thankfully Roxas tends to assume people are doing other things than check out his ass. Still, he'll keep a wary eye on you as he digs through the pantry. His tail's back to normal size, but still swishing.]

Right, looking after yourself instead of raiding other people's kitchens and taking up couch space-- that'd make you soft.

[halfhearted]

Says the one living with his boyfriend.

[He'll actually close the distance now to actually try to grab at that tail. It was distracting much in the same way feathers were.

And hey he didn't crash on couches or steal snacks all the time.]

[coolerthansora]

A-axel's not my-- Ow! Hey!

[He fumbles and nearly drops the cereal box he just grabbed and twists to glare at Vanitas.]

Let go.

[halfhearted]

Don't feel like it.

[Roxas was dealing with someone who could pretty much behave like a five year old most of the time. His own tail moved back and forth as he pondered tackling again.

Kitty urges, man. At least he wasn't going to steal from your cereal.

He'll release the tail only to just drape himself against Roxas' back. Placing his arms over his shoulders and down his chest. Meow. There might be light purring, but this was still Vanitas. Good luck making your food now. What do, Roxas?]

[coolerthansora]

[Is Vanitas. hugging him? What even.]

What the heck are you doing?

[He elbows Vanitas and shoves back as he closes the pantry, taking the cereal box with him.]

[halfhearted]

[Hissing now at the elbow and shove. Vanitas will shove him back.]

It's the curse, moron. [Tail was moving pretty quickly as he crossed his arms. Just going to settle against the counter as he decided not to try to get close again.]

What did your boyfriend get turned into?

[coolerthansora]

[He gives a low growl at the shove, but Vanitas backs off so he moves on to fetch himself a bowl.]

Axel's a cheetah. And he's not my boyfriend.

[halfhearted]

[And he couldn't help but give a smirk, but it was over the whole cats thing. All of these cats under the sea couldn't be a good sign.]

Hmm. [Studying his nails as if they were very interesting. They certainly were sharp.]

So I see you've accomplished nothing. [And now his attention was on a fly buzzing by. Brb swiping at the pest.]

I made Axel come out of his cave, Pan.

[flared]

[Yeah, he's been turned into a cheetah today, but thankfully after having a nice little run about for the past couple of mornings and evenings he's felt not so restless.

He's stretching out those long and lanky legs of his as he steps out of his room and after a nice yawn he shakes his head to straighten his fur out a bit. Hn. This cat stuff is making him feel so nit picky. And hungry. And lazier than usual.

But never mind that; there's a terrible scent in the air right now. In his territory. You. Axel perks up as he turns the corner and spots Vanitas sitting there by their couch. Immediately he hisses and his fur bristles ever so slightly. What the hell do you want.]

RAWR

[halfhearted]

[Hello sammich man. He doesn’t want any thing from you at present. It would be covered in cheetah hair.

Ears will flatten as his own tail went rigid. He’ll let out a hiss as eyes narrow.]

Keep walking, pussy cat. [How awkward would it be for Axel to mistake Ven for Roxas being knocked out. Vanitas seemed like he was guarding something from his stance as he watched Spots.]

[flared]

[Axel hisses loudly and stands his ground but when he spots Ven just lounging out back there, yeah, he'll briefly mistake him for someone else entirely.

Thankfully the scent is different and he calms down. Still, he growls at Vanitas and slowly approaches him, fangs bared. Yeah, he'll keep walking. Towards you, that is.]

lalala I suck pfft

[halfhearted]

[Might be your place, man, but the loser was his.]

Disappointed you can't fix your hair now? [Vanitas was holding his ground as he watched the other. Guess he'll figure out how much of his abilities he can still use while part cat if this persists.]

Shh shh shh, you most certainly do not

[flared]

[Axel stops once he's a couple feet away and hisses at the other one more time as a warning. If he doesn't gtfo, there will be fur flying.]

Nope nope I do, but thanks anyways <3

[halfhearted]

[Tough shit, man. He's not moving aside from preparing to spring at him in retaliation if he does decide to get him.]

Think you can handle me like that? [He'll flash his usual arrogant look with sharp teeth and every thing.]

Shaddap /carries and cuddles to pieces

[flared]

[As he stares Vanitas down before he hisses louder, claws digging into the carpet. He's not usually all up for confrontation like this, but in this case he just might have to be.

So, yeah, he knows he can handle you like this just fine, boy.]

/purrs <3

[halfhearted]

[Axel would handle him. Hopefully he liked it rough.

It certainly was tempting to test if he still had his full arsenal of abilities. And getting to know what this Nobody was capable would be valuable. If he could even do anything as a Cheetah.
Claws are definitely going to hurt though but he could live with it.

Vanitas will pretty much go for the cheap shot. He’ll vanish through a portal. Axel knows how to use his new nose, right? Because it might come in handy as the intruder will appear behind him. Vanitas will leap at the cheetah with the intent on tackling and biting whatever he could.

Cat fight. MEOW.]

/dresses up with bows and ribbons

[flared]

[Oh, baby.

Axel could still sense the Darkness encroaching from behind so before Vanitas could leap out he was turning to face him, fangs bared and claws extended in preparation for a fight. This really wasn't necessary at all, but somehow it just needed to happen.

There's some terrible screeching and meowing going on as he swipes at the other's face and arms to try and pry him off and Axel even takes a few bites of his own, hoping to discourage Vanitas from clinging like he is.

AWAY WITH YOU.]