[Okay. So there's this badass pirate dude suhweet. But he's glaring like a major asshole! John would have so many things to spazz out about if this guy wasn't being such a douchebag!]

Hey, what the heck are you even looking at asshole? [Okay so John isn't much less of a douche.]

Not like attacking anyone with your big scary anchor is gonna do anything!