Why does everyone else get to be animal things? I swear I am the only asshole who has the lot of being an embarrassment of existence. Which is why you haven't seen me, might I note, but I have a very important duty right now and I'm not abandoning that.
[He clears his throat in a self-important fashion.]
Are you looking to go to the ball? Because as fairy godleader I am not about to let any of you shits go into that castle dressed in something ridiculous.
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Why does everyone else get to be animal things? I swear I am the only asshole who has the lot of being an embarrassment of existence. Which is why you haven't seen me, might I note, but I have a very important duty right now and I'm not abandoning that.
[He clears his throat in a self-important fashion.]
Are you looking to go to the ball? Because as fairy godleader I am not about to let any of you shits go into that castle dressed in something ridiculous.