Karkat, I am a spider dude that made out with a sheep girl the other day, I don't think earth homosexuality applies here.

I don't know. I don't think it's stupid. If you've got it, flaunt it, right? Anyway, on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being fuck off John and 10 being I want it more than anything else, how much do you want to commit a mistake tonight?