Jade, has it truly escaped your notice that I'm not a regular troll by now? I wear a grey sign on my shirt - [He motions, as if it's necessary.] - which is basically a big "This troll has something to hide!" symbol. Guess what: I did! I am pretty sure that the majority of Vatheon knows by now that I'm a red-blooded mutant, which is a culling offense on my planet. I am, for that matter, absurdly warm, moreso than the lowest lowbloods. And you cannot even imagine the number of lazy jokes, taunts, questions, and nicknames I've gotten for my ugly, miniscule horns.

Furthermore, I already told you when it happened that the inability to get along with yourself is the perfectly natural reaction of a sane and healthy mind. And you kind of aren't totally human anymore! You're part First Guardian barkbeast, with the fuzzy ears to prove it. But the ears are adorable, so stop worrying.