'Cause Earthlings are gross and get sexual thrills from asking about intimate undergarments.

[Yeah.]

Basically this guy was trying to hardcore hit on me and I was like "wow no." Seriously, what's with me and getting hit on by assholes, I did not know I was that undesirable to regular people.

[...Oops.]

Sorry, Karkat, didn't mean to grind a personal axe on you. Congrats on the matesprit thing.