"The squeakbeast, bro. The squeakbeast." He laughed a little, shaking his head. "I ain't got me to having a full-on motherfuckin' understanding as to the small shit of having a momma, but man, I'm feeling like a motherfucker sure as fuck don't lay the kinda kisses on his momma like what I do to my babe." He gave Leo a slightly shrug and a grin.

Seriously. Don't kiss your momma with tongue. Just... don't.