[That's when their ice cream arrives, and man. It's a good thing that happened. Otherwise, Davesprite's pretty sure his face would've met the table. Instead, he just rubs his forehead and takes a spoonful of ice cream.]
Christ. This kid keeps making shit worse for himself. Not gonna lie, Jane, I think you're in a pretty uncomfortable position right now. Scratch pretty, it's more that you're in a sea of discomfort or climbing Mount Uncomfortable.
[He's so not sure that she knows about Dirk and Jake. Hopefully she does because...Davesprite might have to uncomfortably break it to her and oh man. oh man.]
Did you know, ah, that Dirk and Jake broke up...?
[WELP, if she didn't know before, she knows now! Smooth, Davesprite. But whatever. She needs to know before people get hurt. Of all the Alpha kids, Davesprite expects that Jane knows the number 1 rule of break ups: don't go after your ex' best friend. Ever.]
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Christ. This kid keeps making shit worse for himself. Not gonna lie, Jane, I think you're in a pretty uncomfortable position right now. Scratch pretty, it's more that you're in a sea of discomfort or climbing Mount Uncomfortable.
[He's so not sure that she knows about Dirk and Jake. Hopefully she does because...Davesprite might have to uncomfortably break it to her and oh man. oh man.]
Did you know, ah, that Dirk and Jake broke up...?
[WELP, if she didn't know before, she knows now! Smooth, Davesprite. But whatever. She needs to know before people get hurt. Of all the Alpha kids, Davesprite expects that Jane knows the number 1 rule of break ups: don't go after your ex' best friend. Ever.]