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Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] bethehugejerk) wrote in [community profile] vatheon 2013-01-21 04:31 am (UTC)

[Karkat presses his palm into his face.]

Fuck me with seven screwdrivers, there is no luck to be had in this week. Why do I get stuck with the douchebags it's weird to explain stuff to? Because it sure wasn't my choice, but I guess some scientist must be giggling their misshapen ass off at this turn of events. Yes, let's make everything awful for Karkat! That's never been done before! First Gamzee, now you, and obviously I can't just cover it with things pulled out my waste chute when you're you and this age. You're not that stupid, are you, but of course not a single person up until now could take it on to tell you what the fuck is happening.

TL;DR, yes, it is problematic. You have been here for months of the human calendar; you are cursed, as are Gamzee and myself; and I hate my life, but nothing's new there.

[He lowers his hand finally, and scowls up at the Psiioniic.]

Every other week but this, I'm not quite seven sweeps old. I know your descendant, douchey prick that he is. That kid you're floating around like a demented balloon is about my age and also my moirail, though obviously that holds no water while he's stuck as that thing. Welcome to Vatheon!

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