[Ultimately, it's not even the sock that clues him in so much as how can one person spend so long trying to wedge his skull into a sock. When the bat squeaks, Karkat reaches out, and goes to tip him over with a prod of his paw.]
John Egbert, you are the most colossal dumbfuck I have ever had the misfortune of knowing. Why are you a bat?
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John Egbert, you are the most colossal dumbfuck I have ever had the misfortune of knowing. Why are you a bat?