More a peculiar person. I believe I told you about Turner. Let's see... [Denzel mumbles on and off] Thrown sharp metal F's at him. I've cornered him with four hounds with rabies. [Normal vocal] OH! When I figured Turner had magically attained ESP, I lured Turner into the GYM, where I had all the children gathered and commanded them all to think. [Laughs maniacally] [Pause] Then there was that time the entire world was WISHED into a comic book and I was transformed into Doctor Crocktopus! Master of the my magical tentacles tried blasting Turner!
Then there was that time I tried blasting, Turner with - DYNAMITE!
As well as trying to squish Turner with a boulder, percutaneously perched on the edge of a cliff.
Another time, I set up an laborite trap that involved roller blades, pillow feathers, all ending to end up at the boiler at the local D.F.C. resturant.
OH! There was also that time I was a warlock and transformed myself into a dragon and tried to eat him!
[Denzel pauses, there where more things over the years. That really only touched the iceberg, the HATE between him and Timmy. There's a pause. Crocker doesn't look as if he regrets doing any of this, however is looking for a bit of an ego stroking or approval.]
[Beat and Denzel looses his grip] It's not as a physical dance.
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[Denzel mumbles on and off] Thrown sharp metal F's at him.
I've cornered him with four hounds with rabies.
[Normal vocal]
OH!
When I figured Turner had magically attained ESP, I lured Turner into the GYM, where I had all the children gathered and commanded them all to think.
[Laughs maniacally]
[Pause]
Then there was that time the entire world was WISHED into a comic book and I was transformed into Doctor Crocktopus! Master of the my magical tentacles tried blasting Turner!
Then there was that time I tried blasting, Turner with - DYNAMITE!
As well as trying to squish Turner with a boulder, percutaneously perched on the edge of a cliff.
Another time, I set up an laborite trap that involved roller blades, pillow feathers, all ending to end up at the boiler at the local D.F.C. resturant.
OH! There was also that time I was a warlock and transformed myself into a dragon and tried to eat him!
[Denzel pauses, there where more things over the years. That really only touched the iceberg, the HATE between him and Timmy. There's a pause. Crocker doesn't look as if he regrets doing any of this, however is looking for a bit of an ego stroking or approval.]
[Beat and Denzel looses his grip] It's not as a physical dance.