Yeah, well, I get both the 'weirdo' and the 'royalty' from my dad, who's one of the last living members of an alien race.

[So yeah, he's weird. Sarcastically:]

Considering all the alien life in our universe, yeah, I'm a bit of a genetic aberration in that it should have been impossible for me to be born in the first place. I'm lucky I only turned out 'weird' instead of 'possessing a vestigial third arm'.