[WHY DO YOU INSIST ON STICKING AROUND HE IS HORRIBLE COMPANY HE HAS HAD NO OPPORTUNITY TO PRACTICE DECENT SOCIAL SKILLS...]

More like I can't understand why you enjoy mine.

[seriously, formative years spent getting thrown off cliffs and being traumatized by the agonizing deaths of everyone around him, he's pretty sure he's horrible to be around.]

I'm pretty sure you're not, even if your cologne covers up any potential smell of blood rather effectively.