Of course you don't have programming for it. You're a troll. It's not something a machine can emulate.

[ No, no Psii, don't make that sound, it makes her hurt inside. She moves back up, reaching up to touch a hand against his cheek, a gentle almost-pap, her thumb stroking against his skin. ]

Shhhhhhhh. Come on, it's not the end of the world if I love you, is it?

[ There might be a small note of worry in her voice. Please ignore it. ]