I thought you were lonely so I got you a bird~

[not_heavens_adam]

Who: Johnny and Otoha and a chocobo
Where: Otoha's bar
When: Evening
Style: Action
Status: Closed

[There's no warning, no sign, that a vampire's about to burst through the bar doors until he does. And he's not alone. There's a golden ostrich-looking thing trailing behind him.]

Ooooooothaaaaaaaa~~~~!!

Otoha, I've got something for you. Two somethings, actually~~

[Yep. Hope you weren't enjoying the silence.]

Comments

[bakegarasu]

[... He should honestly be used to this, at this point. Otoha looks up from his sandwich and stares at Johnny, before swallowing it.]

Is that bird potty-trained?

[He really doesn't want to clean up bird shit okay.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Johnny waves his hand as if to dismiss the question.]

Of course~

[The vampire hopped up onto one of the bar stools and the bird stood a few steps back, 'Kweh'-ing softly as it took in it's new surroundings.]

She's very well behaved and I think she'll be perfect for you~

[bakegarasu]

... Johnny, I don't want a pet.

[Seriously. He has enough trouble taking care of himself, and you're giving him something else to look after?]

[not_heavens_adam]

But pets are good for you~! They look after you just as much as you look after them. I might not always be here to pester you, so she will.

Plus~! She already knows where to get her food, and you could always ask her to run errands if you need them, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

[bakegarasu]

[He just looks at the bird, and she looks back at him.]

... She'd be bored just hanging around here, though, wouldn't she? I mean - you don't think she'd be better off in the forest or something? ... Where did you even get her?

[not_heavens_adam]

She likes doing things. Just...give it a try and if it's not working out in about a week, I'll take her back.

She came to me. I don't know from where, but she did. And now I'm giving her to you~

[bakegarasu]

... Fine.

[Otoha slowly approaches her, holding out a hand like he's offering it to a dog to sniff. How do I bird.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Johnny's face lights up and he leans against the bar to watch.]

I'm sure you'll find her useful and she'll keep you company~

[bakegarasu]

[He finally reaches out and pats her on the beak, before going to stroke her head. At least there's no biting so far.]

I'm not exactly lonely, Johnny. I can get along just fine on my own.

[not_heavens_adam]

[He just inspects his nails, one leg crossing the other as he gets comfortable.]

Mmm.....maybe. But everyone should have multiple friends. I'm your friend...but there's nothing like having a pet.

[bakegarasu]

I wouldn't know, I've never had a pet.

[... Or multiple friends.]

[not_heavens_adam]

Well~ Now you do~~!

[On both accounts.]

Also~~ I have something else for you~

[bakegarasu]

[... Should he be scared?]

Huh? What is it?

[not_heavens_adam]

[Only if he doesn't like trendy clothes~

Johnny holds his hands out, palms out and in them clothes begin to materialize. Folded neatly and waiting for Otoha is a new outfit in black with deep red highlights.]

Here~ For you~

[bakegarasu]

[... He just stares at it.]

Is there any particular reason for them?

[HE IS SUSPICIOUS. 8| ]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Smiiiiiiiiling~~]

Weeeell~ I'd hoped you'd wear them for the Fisholympics coming up~ All athletes ought to have a special, all-purpose, outfit~

[8D]

[bakegarasu]

I'm not going. I'm not really a team player.

[not_heavens_adam]

Hnnn~~ That's too bad....because I already signed you up~!

I FOUND THE WAT ICON I KNEW I HAD ONE

[bakegarasu]

[FACE. MEET PALM.]

Why?

What a perfect time to find it 8D

[not_heavens_adam]

[Yep. He's just going to sit here on the barstool like a 5-year-old-girl telling you why the marker drawing on the wall is awesome.]

Beeeccaaaause, Otoha~~ you're so mucular and athletic~~ You'd do wonderfully at this~~

Besiiides~ Don'tcha think it'll be a good outlet for all that pent up energy you've got~~? It'll be a challenge~!

[bakegarasu]

[Johnny. Johnny why. Why.]

... I've never been good at team sports though. I don't even know a lot of the people here.

[Despite being here for so long. What is social.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Because he loooooooooooooooooooves you~!]

Well, then~! What a perfect opportunity to get to know more people and try new things~~

[Don't say 'no' Otoha, you'll be faced with puppy-dog eyes.]

[bakegarasu]

[... Siiiiiigh.]

Fine. Whatever. At least the outfit isn't so bad.

[not_heavens_adam]

[Have a gigantic grin for your pains, Otoha~]

Aaaaaah~~! I'm so glad to hear that~~ And I did try to keep your tastes in mind when making it~~~~

[bakegarasu]

You're impossible.

[It's not a bad kind of impossible, though...]

[not_heavens_adam]

And yet you stiiiill love me, huh, Otoha~~?

[He's going to stick his tongue out at you now and then lean back on the bar. Sparklepire don't care.]

[bakegarasu]

I wouldn't go that far.

[He pets the chocobo again. Maybe this won't be so bad...]