Skwisgaar Skwigelf and YOUWhere:
All day, just about all week. Style:
Action, prose, whatever. Status:
Wide, wide open.
Skwisgaar was pissed. Vatheon is dildos in just about every possible way. He found a shop that sold musical instruments, but they didn't even carry a basic practice amp. Nothing but grandpas guitars. After spending a hour trying to get a local to understand his problem, he was pointed in the direction of the Nostalgia Nook. He found a place there that had exactly what he needed: Krankenstein 4x4 amp cabinets. Krank heads. Even a "Dimebag Darrel" signature model Dunlop crybaby pedal... and it all cost 'starfish tokens'. The merchant refused to give him any of it without pay, even after he patiently explained his endorsement deal. Normally, any time he wore out his Digitech Whammy pedal or any other piece of his rig, the companies would send him a free replacement. For years Skwisgaar was rich enough that he didn't have to buy things.
Here though, he was not so well to do. He had started with a handful of tokens, but after buying a metronome he didn't even have enough to buy a patch cable, let alone any of the electronics he normally uses. At least he arrived with his guitar, but how would he get the rest of his equipment? Certainly not working like some regular jackoff... He might only have an unplugged electric guitar, but busking seems like his only option until he can get enough tokens to purchase an amplifier.
Thus Skwisgaar Skwigelf, fastest guitarist alive, lead guitar for the most popular band and largest cultural force on the planet could be found playing his unplugged guitar
in the plaza with an old tin can front of him, begging for some spare change.
Put some money in the f♬king cup, douchebag.